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Anthony and Shannon have just completed their book, which comes out on Valentine's Day. The process was a lot to handle, and Anthony may have gotten a chance to see what it's like to be Shannon by overseeing everything. One thing is for sure - Shannon needs to calm down, she's being too loud. Yeah, They talk about the Kelce brothers and Taylor Swift, too. Order your copy of Turtley Devoted to You on Amazon.

Shannon and Anthony discuss their turtle hatches this season and Shannon challenges Anthony on whether what he does is actually conservation. Anthony gets a bit frustrated in this one - yes it is tough feeling like the black sheep in the family, but nothing is as frustrating as the Kelce brothers, right now. Be sure to join the Turtley Devoted: Reptile People Relationship Dynamics group on Facebook, where we can continue the conversation.

Don't worry if we write checks. We write rhymes. Seriously though. How long has it been? Too long. Shannon and Anthony return to talk about their book, Anthony's turtle greenhouse, and Shannon's concussion. Something for everyone.

In this episode, Anthony and Shannon discuss the pressure to network and connect with like-minded people. Are Anthony's autobiographical efforts a waste of time? Will the Traditional Chinese Medicine that drove several turtle species to extinction help those pesky colon issues you've been having? Listen to the episode and find out.

Shannon and Anthony are back and just when you thought it couldn't get any more interesting, they hit you with the pinkpearlsnpreppyco. Time to put your big boy pants on and join us as we discuss Shannon's new business venture... ...Well, it's not much of a business as it were, but it IS a venture. We will also talk about walking through the Everglades, Anthony's upcoming trip to a turtle conference, and our newly shared obsession with gaining instagram followers. Lots to unpack here.

Shannon and Anthony sit down to discuss some pretty important topics of contention between them, including revisiting the pivotal, turn-of-the-century ratings duel between Steve Irwin and Jeff Corwin. They also discuss the importance, or lack thereof, of the Jurassic Park film franchise. These debates are the foundation upon which a strong relationship exists. Oh yeah, their daughter also asked if Anthony loves turtles more than his family. That's also pretty important.

Shannon and Anthony are back on the day of their tenth wedding anniversary, of all days. They talk about the white lies they've told each other, what they are most proud of, and the challenges that marriage can throw at us all. For anyone wondering, living with someone with a unique obsession and life's work gets easier - and so does marriage.

What could be more fun than listening to Shannon complain about her medical woes? Anthony complaining about having to hold the household together during that time, that's what. As if he wasn't busy enough already with work, travel, presentations, and with the warm days of spring approaching fast and animals waking up and needing attention, Anthony must figure out how to juggle it all. As Shannon would say, no one asked him to take on so much.

Shannon and Anthony talk about language. Luckily they only briefly talk about Italian and Spanish, something they are not well versed in. Instead they tackle their love languages, which are very different and play into how they navigate the hurdles in their life together. Tune in to hear how opposites attract and how turtles fit into all of this.

Oh boy. They didn't even call it a holiday episode. Not cool. Either way, you should check it out, because they talk about Shannon's best Christmas gift she's ever received, which was given to her by one of Anthony's turtle friends. Is that even possible? Man, they've come a long way. This is proof that there is a chance for everyone. That is, unless your wife puts make-up on for you every day and you don't notice.