Patreon Teaser: Summer Bodies (Vanderpump Rules S5 E1 Recap)

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's divorce, The Valley season 2, Lala Kent having her second baby, John Janssen and Alexis Bellino getting engaged, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge's feud, and even more than that! (00:00 - 59:29)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County - "A Picture Worth a Thousand Words". (59:30)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stassi, Kristen, and Katie continue their reign of terror against Scheana. Also, Stassi confirms definitively that Jax is a sociopath.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this special episode of Turtle Time while Riley is on paternity leave - Amy and Riley discuss RHOBH's Amsterdam trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Amsterdam trip is featured on RHOBH season 5 from episodes 15 - 18.If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the wake of the terrorist attack on Pulse nightclub, Lisa and the cast of Vanderpump Rules stand strong and celebrate Pride.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley dive into one of the most iconic trips in Real Housewives history - RHONY's "Scary Island". If you want to join us on this journey, the "Scary Island" trip is featured on RHONY season 3 from episodes 11 - 13. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom Schwartz gets cold feet and thinks deeply about whether or not he wants to be married to Katie until death do they part.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Raygun's amazing Olympics performance, Stassi Schroeder on Vanderpump Villa season 2, Stassi Says, Jax Taylor's Cameo controversy, and Countess Luann's wonderful trip to Scotland with Tilda Swinton. (00:00 - 54:44)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Jersey special "Off the Rails" (54:45) as well as the latest two episodes of Real Housewives of Orange County. (01:15:49)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

James Kennedy is concerned about how thirsty some of the girls are around him, but he unfortunately doesn't have enough water to quench their thirst.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's nursery, what the season finale of RHONJ means for the future of the franchise, Riley watching Absolute Power before bed, and much, much more. (00:00 - 44:38)And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Jersey season 14 finale. (44:39)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katie calls it like she sees it in terms of seeing Lala as someone who is dating a married woman. Also, Tom Schwartz gets his revenge on Jax and Tom by making them eat steaks that he put in his ass.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.