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22: My Cats Are the Best Cats

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21: Awkward

I'm joined by my friend Bob, who has some amazing stories

20: Violence Training

Tales of creepy crawlies, both real and imaginary

18: Polishing the Cockroach, Poisoning the Piano

17: HULK SMASH

A trip down memory lane through the heart of One Infinite Loop. Nerd out with Thomas Brand, Joe Macirowski, and me!

16: Key Lime or Go Home

How I gave my cats the nerdiest possible names

15: How I Named My Cats

I've met two celebrities in my life, and I hugged one of them

14: Celebrities Make Me Stupid

13: I Lost on Jeopardy

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