519: Hegseth's Doomsday Plan, Transgender Fascism, & why Taco Bell is America

In this Halloween spectacular episode, Tim discusses Hegseth's doomsday plan, the golden age of public safety, Elon Musk's swarm of rights-less robots, Gen Z's potential as a generation, and Taco Bell's coronation over Wendy's.

Tim discusses the documentary “NAZA” about IDF operations in Gaza, violent riots spreading across France, Vivek Ramaswamy running a campaign ad alleging his opponent lied about her childhood abuse, the Ukraine War coming to a possible end, and the MAGA cult that still supports Donald Trump. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Mint MobileGo To https://mintmobile.com/timdillon To Cut Your Wireless Bill To $15 Bucks A Month!Gusto Try Gusto Today at https://gusto.com/DILLON And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! Quince Download the Quince App or Go To https://quince.com For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! Underdog FantasyDownload UNDERDOG To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds! ButcherBoxGo To https://butcherbox.com/TIM To Get $20 OFF Your First Box! Plus Your Choice of FREE Chicken Breast For Life OR Filet Or NY Strips For A Year! Hims WLGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for weight loss, ED, Hair Loss, & More at https://hims.com/TIM POLYMARKETCheck Out Polymarket’s “Midterms Hub” To Find Live, Important Updates On The Tightest Races In The Upcoming Midterm Elections: https://polymarket.com/predictions/midterms▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim discusses the new Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle both being forced out of their jobs, Pete Hegseth wanting to livestream an execution, Crumbl Cookies collapsing their business after selling “dirty sodas”, and the official Twitter account of Israel posting a bizarre AI rap video. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Underdog FantasyDownload UNDERDOG To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds! Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, & More at https://hims.com/TIM UpWorkVisit https://upwork.com right now and post your first job free! Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 20% OFF Fall Savings Event! (20% OFF SITEWIDE!) Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at https://takeultra.com POLYMARKETCheck Out Polymarket’s “Midterms Hub” To Find Live, Important Updates On The Tightest Races In The Upcoming Midterm Elections: https://polymarket.com/predictions/midterms▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim discusses the global panic over news of a Russian Plague in Siberia, the Cornell 7 story becoming more complicated as leaked texts and phone calls resurface, Diddy’s life after prison, an attack on a plane full of Israeli passengers, and Donald Trump saying Iran can destroy Los Angeles. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Neuro GumGo To https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” To Get 20% OFF Your First Order CarShieldGo To https://carshield.com/TIM And Use Code “TIM” For Up To 20% OFFNutrafol Go To https://nutrafol.com & Use Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping EthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/tim. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 8/1/2026Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND # LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! POLYMARKETCheck Out Polymarket’s “Midterms Hub” To Find Live, Important Updates On The Tightest Races In The Upcoming Midterm Elections: https://polymarket.com/predictions/midterms▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬GUEST STUDIO:The Move Creative Content Studioshttps://themovemiami.com/Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim discusses the Cornell 7 case and why college is over, death row inmate Christa Pike surviving a lethal injection, and Bari Weiss trying stand up comedy while giving Peter Thiel an award. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: MODVisit https://MOD.com & Used Code “TIM” For A FREE Consultation And Get 10% OFF Your First Order PLUS FREE ShippingUltra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at https://takeultra.com Gusto Try Gusto Today at https://gusto.com/DILLON And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! Underdog FantasyDownload UNDERDOG To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds! ButcherBoxGo To https://butcherbox.com/TIM To Get $20 OFF Your First Box! Plus Your Choice of FREE Chicken Breast For Life OR Filet Or NY Strips For A Year! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim discusses Benjamin Netanyahu’s address to the UN General Assembly in New York, Sonny Hostin from “The View” explaining why she sold her likeness to an AI company, tech bros having a hard time dating, Nepo Baby culture, and how to nail a job interview. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Tour Dates:🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! Underdog FantasyDownload UNDERDOG To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds! Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, & More at https://hims.com/TIM Quince Download the Quince App or Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! UpWorkVisit https://upwork.com right now and post your first job free! IM8Go To https://IM8HEALTH.com/TIM Right Now And Use Code “TIM” For A FREE Welcome Kit, 5 FREE Travel Sachets, Plus 10% OFF Your Order▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim discusses the Ed Sheeran controversy, Kash Patel making a fool of himself yet again, Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate somehow still alive, the Sydney Sweeney outrage, and AI CEO’s trying to fix their image. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Nutrafol Go To https://nutrafol.com & Use Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping Mint MobileGo To https://mintmobile.com/timdillon To Cut Your Wireless Bill To $15 Bucks A Month!UnderdogDownload UNDERDOG To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds! ButcherBoxGo To https://butcherbox.com/TIM To Get $20 OFF Your First Box! Plus Your Choice of FREE Ribeye, NY Strip, Or Filet Mignon In Every Box For A Year! EthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/tim. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 8/1/2026PolymarketUse code 'TIM50' for $50 on your first trade on Polymarket.▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim reminisces on 9/11 and what it did to our country. He also discusses a bombshell article claiming Netanyahu was warned of a major attack before October 7th, George Bush telling Americans we forgot the lessons of 9/11, and an Anthropic employee declaring AI will destroy humanity. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Neuro GumGo To https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” To Get 20% OFF Your First Order Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 27% OFF Labor Day Sale! (27% OFF SITEWIDE!) Gusto Try Gusto Today at https://gusto.com/DILLON And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in Times Square,  and JD Vance telling us that the end times could be right now. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: UnderdogDownload UNDERDOG To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds! Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, & More at https://hims.com/TIM Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at https://takeultra.com PolymarketUse code 'TIM50' for $50 on your first trade on Polymarket.▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Tim discusses the Lindsay Clancy trial and the support it has drawn from American mothers, a woman who converted to Islam and planned an attack in New York, Russia's increasingly dangerous proximity to war, and Darline Graham blundering a question during a Republican primary. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: UnderdogDownload Underdog To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds! EthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/tim. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 8/1/2025.Neuro GumGo To https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” To Get 20% OFF Your First Order Mint MobileGo To https://mintmobile.com/timdillon To Cut Your Wireless Bill To $15 Bucks A Month!▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack