Brighton batter Arsenal while Spurs go bottom of the table

The Premier League signs off for three weeks with an epic Matchday 5. Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Matt Davies-Adams and Colin Millar are in the studio reacting to all the drama.Champions Arsenal get demolished 3-0 by Brighton at the Amex. The Seagulls are the top scorers in the division. We try and explain how Hurzeler’s side do it.Their North London neighbours Tottenham finally found the back off the net. But only after they went 3-0 down at home to Villa. Is another relegation battle on the horizon for Spurs?Xabi Alonso’s Chelsea are also taken apart 3-0 by Brentford on Friday night. But Andoni Iraola remains unbeaten as Liverpool manager after a 1-0 victory at his old club Bournemouth.Fulham almost claim their first win under Alvaro Arbeloa before a late equaliser from Matheus Cunha for Manchester United.Plus Celtic lose for the third time in a week and Coventry grab their first win in the Premier League in 25 years.Producers: Charlie Jones and Thomas RyanRUNNING ORDER:00:00 How soon is Howe?05:17 MD5 results06:48 Fulham 1-1 Man United14:57 Man City 5-3 Sunderland18:45 The rest of Sunday's football24:47 Brighton 3-0 Arsenal32:20 Brentford 3-0 Chelsea36:38 Tottenham 2-3 Aston Villa45:20 The Black Country derby46:53 Nottingham Forest 0-1 Coventry51:28 Everton 1-0 Ipswich + Newcastle 2-1 Hull Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Michael Cox and special guest Simon Kuper to celebrate Frank Rijkaard.Technically gifted, Rijkaard could play anywhere on the pitch and was the gel in two of the greatest ever club sides at Milan and Ajax, winning 7 league titles and 3 Champions Leagues.He helped the Netherlands to win Euro 88 alongside Van Basten and Gullit, but despite being a quiet understated man, is ironically best known for spitting in Rudi Voller's mullet at Italia 90.As a manager he combined his Dutch 'Total Football' roots with some steely defensiveness picked up in Italy and helped return Barcelona back to their former glory.But since managing in Saudi back in 2013 he's barely been seen, so what happened to Frank Rijkaard?Plus Duncan's Dutch quiz question.Produced by Charlie Jones, Xavi Bird and Jesse Howard.•Part 1a - Rijkaard, a world class all-rounder (00.40)•Part 1b - Duncan’s Dutch quiz question (06.30)•Part 1c - The Totally Extra Almanac (07.40)•Part 2a - Rijkaard’s extraordinary career (11.15)•Part 2b - Playing with and being managed by Cruyff (14.00)•Part 2c - His favourite position (16.20)•Part 2d - Netherlands’ 88 Euros title (17.15)•Part 3a - His time in Milan (21.30) •Part 3b - The return to Ajax (26.30)•Part 4a - Rijkaard’s managerial career (33.40)•Part 4b - His time at Barca (39.00)•Part 4c - Teaching Messi to pass (48.20)•Part 4d - The answer to Duncan’s quiz question - (51.00) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a pair of cup exits, what awaits for Carrick, De Zerbi and others ahead of Matchday 5 in the Premier League?Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Dan Kilpatrick and Benji Lanyado in the studio.It’s 3 defeats from 6 for Man United as they throw away a 2-0 lead at Old Trafford to lose - the first time that’s happened in 50 years. Free-scoring Brighton are the team to progress in the Carabao Cup. And they host champions Arsenal on Saturday.Spurs score but are eliminated at Anfield after a Szoboszlai screamer. They welcome Aston Villa to North London with the two teams having scored just one league goal between them. How long before either manager walks out the door?Sunderland are victorious in their first European game in 53 years, ahead of a trip to the Etihad on Sunday. And Yorkshire sit 3rd and 4th in the Premier League!We review the VAR audio from the Manchester derby, and Burnham and Carney at the Hill Dickinson.Plus Man City’s class of 2022 and which footballers have degrees?Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake LiascosRUNNING ORDER:00:00 West Ham and Spurs - sliding doors04:13 Midweek results05:49 Man United 2-3 Brighton13:50 Old Trafford VAR audio released15:55 JJ Gabriel wants out of Man Utd17:43 Liverpool 3-1 Tottenham and Spurs v Villa preview28:45 The Max Dowman show at Ipswich30:10 Burnham and Carney at Everton-Wolves31:39 Barca hit seven35:16 Man City's class of 2022 and Sunderland's return to Europe39:22 Yorkshire flying high43:45 The rest of the Premier League weekend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Tom Williams, Pol Ballus and Seb Stafford-Bloor after another busy weekend of football on the Continent. There’s late disaster in Serie A for Juventus as their own loanee Vasilije Adžić scores a stoppage time winner against them for Sassuolo. But the good news for the Old Lady is that they’re joint favourites to win the Europa League this season, along with AC Milan who are still unbeaten under Ruben Amorim. Will it be an Italian side who lifts the trophy, or might we see Bournemouth, Sunderland or Crystal Palace upsetting the odds?Lamine Yamal keeps scoring for Barcelona, who’re averaging more than four goals a game at the top of La Liga: three points above Real Madrid who are back to winning ways under Jose Mourinho.Elsewhere in Germany, Freiburg are top of the Bundesliga, despite Bayern beating new boys Elversberg on Sunday. And in France, PSG win for the first time domestically this season.  Producer: Xavi Bird TIME CODES:5:00 - Moments of the week11:30 - Europa League Preview22:00 - Bundesliga with Seb32:00 - Barcelona & Xavi Espart with Pol35:00 - Who’s going to win the Ballon d’Or?42:30 - Juventus can’t score goals57:00 - Ligue 1 with TomGet in touch with the show: Email: [email protected]: @thetotallyshowInstagram: @totallyfootballshowTikTok: @thetotallyshowBlueSky: ‪@totallyshow.bsky.social The Totally Football Show is with you four times a week this season, giving you all the football news you need to know - and plenty that you don't. We've got views, stats and analysis from the very best football writers around. It's smart, it's funny, and it's totally free – so listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a big win for Enzo Maresca and for Man City’s title credentials as they come away from Old Trafford with all three points.Jimbo, Tom Williams, Colin Millar and Stuart James review a dramatic Matchday 4 in the Premier League.Champions Arsenal come through a stern test at Sunderland but make it 4 wins out of 4 this season with Bruno Guimaraes scoring a fabulous first Gunners goal.Hull City preserve their unbeaten start to this season with a stellar display at Chelsea, drawing 2-2.Ipswich are also victorious at Crystal Palace but it’s not going so well for the other promoted side Coventry. No goals and no points after a 5-0 drubbing at home to Brighton.Speaking of no goals, Tottenham draw 0-0 with Everton to make it four blanks at the start of the season for the first time in club history.Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake LiascosRUNNING ORDER:00:00 Stuart James is watching every single PL game05:03 Best Brazilians and the results07:57 Man United 0-1 Man City21:47 Coventry 0-5 Brighton29:10 Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal32:33 Chelsea 2-2 Hull41:18 Goalless draws for Liverpool and Spurs49:43 Aston Villa 1-2 Nottingham Forest51:40 Crazy goings on in the Championship54:36 The rest of the Premier League weekend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More big wins for the big guns in the Champions League on Wednesday.Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Daniel Storey and Adrian Clarke to reflect on the action and preview a big Premier League weekend.Liverpool come from behind to see off Atletico at Anfield. Has Iraola restored the spirit amongst the Reds? And can Barcola play on the right?Arsenal smash Napoli on xG but claim a narrow 1-0 win in Naples. Martin Odegaard with another 9/10 performance. Next up a trip to defensively solid Sunderland on Saturday.Elsewhere PSG and Barcelona turn on the style, scoring 11 goals between them.Sunday’s Manchester derby brings back happy memories for Michael Carrick. Are goals guaranteed at Old Trafford?Can the impenetrable Hull withstand Chelsea’s rampant attack? Especially after a six goal second half for the Blues in the Carabao Cup on Wednesday.Can Spurs score a goal against Everton? Will Emery be undone by Glasner again?Plus cats versus dogs and tackles versus true tackles.Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake LiascosRUNNING ORDER:00:00 Andy Gray and cats v dogs03:27 Moment of the night05:32 Liverpool 2-1 Atletico12:21 Napoli 0-1 Arsenal20:10 Big wins for Barca and PSG24:39 Looking ahead to the Premier League weekend26:41 Man Utd v Man City preview30:24 Chelsea face Hull (after winning 6-3!)35:46 Spurs v Everton preview38:39 The rest of the Premier League weekend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jimbo welcomes Julien Laurens, Duncan Alexander and Pol Ballús onto the pod after night 1 of the Champions League.Jose Mourinho’s Real Madrid don't have much of the ball and are outshot by Inter but they get the 3 points. Is it enough to satisfy the fans at the Bernabeu?The Ballon d’Or nominees are also announced. Could we have an English winner for the first time in 25 years?The English are winners on the continent on Tuesday with Aston Villa getting their first goals of the season in Bruges and Erling Haaland making it 59 goals in 59 Champions League appearances in Porto.It's a great night for Troy Parrott, a bad one for Ethan Mbappe, and Serhou Guirassy makes strange history.Plus Carabao Cup and the first of the 92 to wield the axe.Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake LiascosRUNNING ORDER:00:00 Moment of the night05:51 Real Madrid 2-1 Inter + who will win the Ballon d'Or?21:06 Club Brugge 2-3 Aston Villa27:26 Porto 0-2 Man City31:23 Lille 2-3 Real Betis37:54 Dortmund 3-2 Villarreal43:11 AEK Athens 1-0 LASK43:57 Carabao Cup goings on Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Champions League is back and it’s time for a Euro Show preview.Pol Ballus is back on the pod alongside James Richardson, James Horncastle and Tom Williams as Real Madrid go into Matchweek 1 of the Champions League having lost for the first time since the return of Jose Mourinho. Troy Parrott scores the only goal for Real Betis to leave Barcelona three points clear at the top of La Liga. Their Champions League opponents Inter Milan are one of three teams near the top of Serie A to profit from late goals at the weekend, but it’s not good news for Fabio Grosso who’s become the first manager casualty of the season: sacked after just three games in charge of Fiorentina.PSG take on Yaya Toure’s Slovan Bratislava, who’ll hope to continue the Parisians’ domestic misery after Monaco win 2-1 at the Parc des Princes. In Germany, Bayern Munich fail to score in a competitive game for the first time in 59 matches. And what’s going on with Julian Alvarez at Atletico Madrid? They’ve got a trip to Anfield next.  Producer: Xavi Bird TIME CODES: 4:00 - Moments of the Week12:00 - Champions League Matchweek 1 preview31:00 - Serie A with James Horncastle41:00 - Ligue 1 with Tom Williams49:00 - Famous sons in Eredivisie52:00 - La Liga with Pol BallusGet in touch with the show: Email: [email protected]: @thetotallyshowInstagram: @totallyfootballshowTikTok: @thetotallyshowBlueSky: ‪@totallyshow.bsky.social The Totally Football Show is with you four times a week this season, giving you all the football news you need to know - and plenty that you don't. We've got views, stats and analysis from the very best football writers around. It's smart, it's funny, and it's totally free – so listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a packed studio with Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Adrian Clarke and Matt Davies-Adams in attendance after a stellar Sunday of action.Champions Arsenal went behind early to Morgan Rogers’ Chelsea but the Gunners battled back to make it 3 wins out of 3 in the Premier League this season, along with Manchester City.Dramatic scenes at the Hill Dickinson, where after a week of fan unrest, a Deadline Day signing rescues a point for Everton. Ainsley Maitland-Niles firing a last-minute equaliser against Man United.There are a record three teams that are yet to score a goal this season, namely Coventry, Spurs and Aston Villa who are held by unbeaten Hull. The Tigers the only team yet to concede.Andoni Iraola earned his first win as Liverpool manager against Ipswich on Friday night. Alexander Isak in the goals again for the Reds.And Crystal Palace get their first win under Pierre Sage at Craven Cottage but it’s three defeats out of three for new Fulham manager Alvaro Arbeloa.Producers: Charlie Jones and Jake LiascosRUNNING ORDER:00:00 Who will move the furthest from their current position?06:18 The weekend's results07:22 Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea14:54 Everton 2-2 Man United20:00 Vardy to Burnley while Leicester lose 4-0 in League One23:17 Man City 1-0 Coventry26:38 Forest 0-0 Spurs30:34 Ipswich 0-2 Liverpool35:02 The return of the WSL36:05 Fulham 2-3 Crystal Palace39:45 Newcastle 2-2 Bournemouth43:04 Hull 0-0 Aston Villa48:02 Brighton 1-1 Leeds49:23 Brentford 1-1 Sunderland Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

James and the panel open up the Totally Extra almanac on one of the Premier League's greatest goalscorers, Andy Cole.Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey, Tom Williams and special guest Andy Mitten, who brings some personal insight and some great stories, having just been on a talking tour of Ireland with the man himself.A legend at Man Utd and Newcastle, only four players have scored more Premier League goals than his 187, but is he in some ways the forgotten striker?Born in Nottinghamshire, his Jamaican born father was a coal miner who wanted Andy to play cricket. He got his break at Bristol City before Newcastle snapped him up, where he formed a deadly partnership with Peter Beardsley amid a record-breaking debut Premier League campaign.Ferguson then signed him and he enjoyed a hugely succesful period at Man Utd alongside his striker partner Dwight Yorke. He scored great goals and important goals, helping Man Utd to win the treble in 99.But is is he still underappreciated?Plus, a strike duo quiz question from producer Charlie.Produced by Charlie Jones, Xavi Bird and Jesse Howard.•Part 1a - Andy’s trip around Ireland with Andrew Cole (00.40)•Part 1b - Andrew Cole the man (04.00)•Part 1c - The forgotten striker? (05.20)•Part 1d - Producer Charlie’s strike duo quiz question (09.25)•Part 1e - The Totally Extra Almanac (09.50)•Part 2a - Cole’s road to success (13.55)•Part 2b - Cole at the Toon (16.30)•Part 2c - The move to Man Utd (19.30)•Part 2d - A difficult start at Old Trafford (25.50)•Part 3a - Yorke and Cole (35.10)•Part 3b - The road to the 99 Champions League (40.00)•Part 4a - After 99… (45.40)•Part 4b - Cole’s post Man Utd career (47.30)•Part 4c - Cole’s England career (50.30)•Part 4d - The answer to the quiz question (01.00.00) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.