Two Dimwit Scottish Farmers talk all things farming, spanners, weather, farmer strength and new sprayers.

The Two Farming Crawfords

The 17mm Spanner

Farming, hormone meat and nicknames

Two dimwits talk all things farming, cyclists, tractors, sausages, valuations and land.

Harvest 2023 roundup, tractors and road rules

Two dimwits talk all things farming, direct drilling, glyphosate, big corporations, blackening, weddings and tools.

Two dimwit Scottish farmers loosely talk farming and more nonsense 


Two Scottish dimwit talk farming, naked sunflower enthusiasts and mishaps 


Two Scottish farmers discuss all things farming, from bore holes to hen sheds

Two dimwit Scottish farmers talk all things farming and shenanigans.