The Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?

In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix. Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best.🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits.Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, while Peter shares insights from visiting Rod Stewart’s jaw-dropping Essex mansionListener letters also bring the heat, with confessions about MILF dilemmas, boyfriend icks, and leftover photos of exes causing chaos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the true cost of parenting sanity. Abbey takes us through her over-the-top party planning for the kids, while Pete tries to keep up with the chaos… The pair get candid about exhausting sleep routines, the madness of gender reveals and that one time a novelty sock nearly derailed bedroom romance.Listener dilemmas hit new highs (and lows) as they debate: is taking notes during p*rn too much? What do you do when your partner won’t take off Homer Simpson socks in bed? And does dating someone “hot and crazy” really end in disaster?Plus what would happen if they swapped lives for a week. Spoiler: Abbey doesn’t think Pete would survive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed. Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—from the stepmum who feels more invisible than the family dog on Mother’s Day, to the mystery of the man ordering used weird packages to someone else’s house... There’s a wedding invitation snub that has everyone questioning if they're the “complete knob,” a bizarre obsession with oldish knickers, and the boyfriend who turns into a Teletubby in bed. 🛌No topic is off-limits in this chaotic compilation of listener confessions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Don’t ever say that again” 😂On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really). 00:00 - Best of 2025!01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch26:08 – Is life over at 30?!27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile. 🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit.The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the debt. To contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.