Imaginary Problems

A grand American tradition turns 23 today.

There is a plot to make The State of Minnesota bigger. John Wheeler and Chris Masimore are in on it. It is in motion now, and you cannot stop it. It is for your own good.

John Wheeler and Chris Masimore do a Special Olympics coverage episode.

...Dead serious about project 2025! Ha, gotcha with an old school Simpsons reference! Seriously though, we kinda think The Heritage Foundation is actually trying to get him. Put on your Alex Jones official branded tin foil hat and join us, won't you?

I couldn't think of a better title, but my actual dad was here so it's good enough. We didn't actually sing though. More like, spoke about the blues. Towards the end. Kinda.

Rev. John Wheeler and Chris "Xhail" Masimore attempt to stay on topic long enough to explain Dead Internet Theory, and god bless them, they almost do.

You searched it. Now you're on a list.

If the Boeing whistle blower is found alive, does that mean the cost is clear and I can apply for his old job? Fly the friendly skies with John Wheeler, Chris Masimore, and Satan.

Sometimes you get Taylor Swift swag in your easter basket, and sometimes you get Jack Schitt.

Most women would rather run into a bear in the woods than a man. I think I would as well, as long as it isn't a polar bear. In that case, I'd rather run into a bunch of dudes driving a tank. I feel like my odds would be better. I was reminded that I shouldn't make light of things like this, at least not if I want everyone on the internet to agree that I'm doing my best to be a good person. Which I'm not. Humor is a tool of oppression used to invalidate the very serious concerns of women and nothing more. Wait, maybe I'm thinking of propaganda... nah. No one that spends all day online and went to college for ten years ever falls for that stuff.