From The Patreon Vault: Scary Island: Sun, Sand, and Psychosis

A year end wrap up to share our most memorable moments of 2025!

Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode, we revisit RHONY CLASSIC SCARY ISLAND - where we are perhaps too woke and aware of mental health issues to fully enjoy this full KKB meltdown! Alas we tried!

Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode, we put on bathing suits, sunglasses, and an open robe like countess the coolest cat ever as we dive in, no contacts, to the hilarious RHONY Episode 15 of Season 7. 

Back in the early days of our Patreon, we recapped classic Housewives episodes - On this episode...The year was 2018, Karen Huger has financial woes, Candiace and Monique had just met, and the only thing funnier than Gizelle's silly hashtag shirt was Matt, the non-accountant, non-attorney, close dear friend of Karen's, printing out tweets and highlighting them. 

Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episodes - On this episode from 2022, Aarti, Raheel, and Noor take a trip to Blue Stone Manor where Dorinda made it nice but everyone should be ashamed of themselves for not knowing how to spell pedophile. 

Back in the early days of our Patreon, I convinced Raheel to watch classic Housewives episode - On this episode from 2022, Raheel is dove into the greatest franchise of Housewives history: Potomac. 

America is turning 250 and Trump has quite the party planned!Am-Fest revealed the newest alt-right celeb - Nicki Minaj!Epstein files were finally revealed to tell us all once and for all [REDACTED]Jasmine Crockett and America's problem with misogynoir!Dave Chappell has a new Netflix special!

Riding solo to talk about the most irritatingly boring women on bravo - The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!

A FULL-ISH WEEK OF BRAVO!RHOP - Eviction!M2M - Birthdays! VPR - A sexy unique photoshoot!RHOSLC - Martyr Meredith Mother's Day!

RHOP - Leave Stacey alone!Married to Medicine - A dog funeral!RHOSLC - GREECE!VPR - A lap dance AND tears?! Yes Please!RHOBH - Trash more exes please!