Took a lot of balls!

At 129, it's high time for the Pun Jab to call it a day - at least for now! So here are a final 6 puns, gags and jokes - followed by a short message from me at the end). Have a great New Year and see you all in 2021!

Dads, drugs and autobiographies are the big take from the Pun Jab number 128!

PJ hits 127 with puns, gags and jokes on telekinesis, facelifts, crosswords and more!

The Pun Jab reaches 126 with puns, gags and jokes on ties, nuisance callers, crosswords and more!

Yes, it's 125-up for The Pun Jab with puns, gags and jokes on adultery, porno, Paris and more!

The Pun Jab reaches #124 with jokes, puns and gags on autocorrect, limbo, war crimes and more!

PJ #123 wraps up another week with puns, gags and jokes on pirates, darts and eternal life! A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean. What did the Police officer say to his belly button? You're under a vest. My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with being a news anchor. But more on this after the break... Nearest to the bull starts the game. He said "baa". I said "moo". I started. I asked a wise man what was the secret to eternal life. He said, "don't die". This next song is all about subtraction. Take it away, boys!

It's midweek mirth with PJ #122! This time we have puns, gags and jokes on levitation, ghost trains, strippers and more!  The first day of my levitation course was great. I went straight to the top of the class. I hear that the Ghost Train workers are on strike again. It's operating on a skeleton staff, I went for a lap dance was great recently and the girl was amazing. I gave her five stars on Strip Advisor So I quit my job at the helium gas factory - I refused to be spoken to in that tone. I released my own fragrance today. Not sure the others in the lift appreciated it, though. Want to hear a roof joke? The first one's on the house.

It's a brand new week and PJ #121 kicks it off with puns, gags and jokes on lipstick, keyboards and girlfriends. I'm not condescending - I'm just thinking about important things that you wouldn't understand. I heard about a victim getting encased in cement the other day. Fortunately, there was enough concrete evidence to charge the suspect. And they say that sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. Yeah, sure it is! What did the duck say when he bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill. There are perks to working in a keyboard factory - extra shifts, I love the control it gives, and also I can escape at any time. My girl says she loves it when I blow air on her when she's hot. But honestly, I'm not a fan.

The Pun Jab #120 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on snow, chloroform, Alexander the Great and more!  I've just sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I hope she gets my drift. People learn from history, which is why you should always delete it! I'm putting a new hem on my trousers - or sew its seams. I got a new job last week as the top dog at Old McDonald's farm. I'm the new C.I.E.I.O. I asked my friend if I could borrow his can of chloroform. He said, "knock yourself out". What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? The same middle name.