Holiday Grab Bag 2025: LUMP OF COAL | A Double Feature of Crappy Christmas Movies — Jingle All the Way 2 and Santa Jaws

Santa’s got a brand new bag… a brand new GRAB BAG! Yes, come celebrate the return of our annual HOLIDAY GRAB BAG EPISODE!  There’ll be retro Christmas commercials, holiday hijinks, and movie reviews. The theme this year: LUMP OF COAL — crappy christmas movies rated lower than a 5 on IMDb. And those lumpy movies are… Jingle All the Way 2 (starring Larry the Cable Guy!) and the Syfy original, Santa Jaws. Happy holidays, everyone! Thanks for another year of podcasting fun. We’ll see you all in 2026! We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

‘Tis the season for GREMLINS! That’s right, we asked Saint Nick for a little holiday fun and he delivered with Joe Dante’s monster masterpiece. We deep-dive into the classic film for Mark’s first watch ever, and geek out over Gizmo, Stripe, and of course, good ol’ Dick Miller. We also announce this year’s holiday Grab Bag theme, so get pumped for that. If you want to get straight to the Gremlins talk, it happens around 21:00. But if you scrub ahead, just know that… I ATE THE BONES. HASHTAG, I ATE THE BONES. Happy holidays, everyone! We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Edgar Wright returns to theaters this week, and so do we! We’re reviewing his big blockbuster update of THE RUNNING MAN before it loses all of its premium screens because no one is seeing it. Whyyyy? You can scrub directly to the review at 21:57 to hear our spoilery thoughts. But if you do, you’ll miss us chatting about Heinz 57 and laughing like idiots about old AOL screen names. Good times. Oh, and speaking of idiots, Matt met William Shatner. It didn’t go well. To hear all about his William Shatner experience, scrub ahead to 1:26:17. It’s like My Dinner with Andre, only way lamer. My Evening with Bill. Anywho. Good to have you all back for “the podcaaaAAAAst.” We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube. Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd

We’re heading into the Badlands! In this episode, we’re talking all things Predator – from deep-diving into this latest blockbuster installment PREDATOR: BADLANDS, to ranking our favorite Predator films across the franchise. There will be blood, Alien crossovers, and of course, Matt’s Danny Glover impressions from Predator 2. “WANT SOME CANDY??” And best of all, we’re doing it all with a special guest! Our buddy, Patrick M, returns to the show to help us review the film. Our main Predator-packed discussion begins at 21:00… but if you scrub ahead, you’ll miss our interview with him about his award-winning new indie movie, “Church of Phil.” You can follow the movie here and find out how to watch it here.  Also… bonus… we chat about Back to the Future’s 40th anniversary in our Get Rec’d segment! And Mark is back from Turkey! WHAT A TIME. Join us for the podcaAAAaaast! We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

Our Disneyland trilogy of episodes is now complete. Nerds that we are, we returned to Disneyland to celebrate Halloween this year. Hear us recap our spook-tacular experiences at Oogie Boogie Bash, break down our first ever visit to Haunted Mansion Holiday, and chat about Award Wieners, Hallo-wieners, and all the wieners in between. Joining me, as she always does for these Disneyland Trip Reports, is our own Producer in the Booth. Back to our regularly scheduled programming next week! We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

The Horror Show comes to a CHILLING conclusion this week… for the icy sequel, BLACK PHONE 2! Ever wanted to see The Grabber ice skating like he’s in the Winter Olympics? No? Too bad, you’re gonna see it anyway and we’re gonna discuss it as we deep-dive into spoiler conversation for Black Phone 2. Joining us is friend-of-the-show Derick McDuff from the Underrated Movie Podcast.  That review begins at 25:56… but if you scrub ahead, you’ll miss the news that Mark is leaving the show (temporarily)! Come hear about his exciting Turkish travels. jerk kids at movies, and the NIN soundtrack from Tron: Ares bleeding through the walls. Happy Halloween, everyone! We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

The Horror Show rolls on with a special episode this week… all about HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS! Yes, we survived Halloween Horror Nights in Hollywood and we’re here to tell you tales about what we saw in the fog. There were brujas. And cram fries. And bone marrow. ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO HEAR THEM? Hear our pulse-pounding play-by-play of every haunted house at this year’s event, including Terrifier, Five Nights at Freddy’s, Fallout, The Horrors of the Wyatt Sicks, Poltergeist, Scarecrow Music by Slash, Monstruos 3: The Ghosts of Latin America, Jason Universe, and the Blumhouse Terror Tram. We also crown our favorites and give out awards at the end of ep like we’re the horror Oscars or something. HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL IN THE FOG! We’re back on TikTok, follow us HERE. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

The Horror Show returns this week for a special BIRTHDAY SPOOK-TACULAR! That’s right, Matt celebrates turning 42 with a trip to THE ‘BURBS! Join us as we go back in time to the days of Fun Tom Hanks, obsess over our favorite sight gags, and of course, praise the genius of Joe Dante. If you want to cut right to The ‘Burbs review, you can scrub ahead to 41:56… …but just know you’ll miss birthday shenanigans, some big updates on our HHN trip to Hollywood, and most importantly, our victory lap for winning the Prank Call War on The Love of Cinema! Thank you to everyone who called in and helped brigade their show on our behalf. We love you guys. Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Also be sure to visit the official Matt and Mark Movie Show Merch Zone on Teepublic. You can get your very own A.S.S.B.O.T. themed gear, like shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Use this link to shop the goods and help support our pod. Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

LIVE from the back of Mark’s rental car, it’s… THE MATT AND MARK HORROR SHOW! Join us as we say goodbye to the Warrens with a full SPOILER review of the record-breaking horror blockbuster, The Conjuring: Last Rites. We deep dive into spoiler talk on the film as we attempt to answer questions like: why is there a giant Annabelle? How many Conjuring cameos can you spot? And who voted to have John Wayne replace The Nun?  HUH? If you want to cut right to The Conjuring: Last Rites review, you can scrub ahead to 30:40… …but just know you’ll miss all sorts of quality pod stuff like the Love of Cinema’s mystery caller, and the official kickoff of our 2025 Horror Show season! Oh, and most importantly, The Love of Cinema’s phone number is 646-484-9298. Their line accepts calls or texts messages. Make sure you leave ’em something juicy! Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark

We went viral… and it’s all thanks to Ice Cube’s crappy new movie. Hear us talk all about how the star of Amazon’s zoom call, War of the Worlds, helped us take over Instagram! Plus, special guest Tommy Nuggetz joins us to review Zach Cregger’s horror hit, Weapons. And if that wasn’t cool enough, Mark and I also slice out some episode time to chat about our Turtle-y awesome screenings of  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for its 35th anniversary. If you want to cut right to the big reviews, you can scrub ahead to these timestamps… 11:49 – TMNT 35 Fathom Event 26:56 – WEAPONS review (spoilers!!) …but you’ll miss all the good stuff about Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes, and Mark dropping his phone in the toilet. Ah, it’s good to be back! Wanna be on the show? Call us and leave a voicemail at (707) 948-6707. Visit our Linktree for more ways you can connect with us and connect with our show! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themattandmarkmovieshow/ Like & Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzDsxUs9JzL70A1Sh5GbRdw Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-matt-and-mark-movie-show-merch?ref_id=26325 Support our show through Blubrry: https://blubrry.com/services/professional-podcast-hosting/?code=GetRecd Buy Us A Coffee: http://buymeacoffee.com/Mattandmark