Neopets

It's the spookiest time of year, the awkward period between Halloween and Thanksgiving. Sad that the time of ghosts and ghouls is over? Well worry not, enjoy it for a bit longer as we bring you holiday hangover and discuss the creepy lore of The Nightmare Before Christmas. Viewer beware, you're in for... wait we did that one. Well welcome to Halloweentown...no wait we did that too. Well Jack has no BODY...

Listener beware, you're in for an extra long holiday episode. Cross between worlds with us as we bubble over about the world of Halloweentown. What do creatures of the night eat? Where do they get their haircut? Do they go to dances? Do they have someBODY, to go with? Find out this and much more as we spend 2000 Halloweentown years talking about it (which is a few hours).

It's got swords, sorcery, spaceships, furries, and mummies. What more could you possibly need? Apparently, for less girls to watch it.  Let us journey through Third Earth and give you Sight Beyond Sight into the world of the The ThunderCats. We cover the old stuff and the new, tragically cut short but not before showing us some cool cats.

Let's get ready to WRASTLE. Everyone says that wrestling is fake, but the drama is real. But maybe the drama is fake, and the wrestling is real? Or maybe it's all real? We might be deep in the kayfabe, but we are taking you down with us, brothers. So oil up your biceps and dump a bucket of tacks on the ground because this week we are talking about the matchup of the millennia, the WWE vs the WCW better known as the Monday Night War.

You can't have a lore show that doesn't get sucked into a FromSoft game. This destiny is written by the Old Gods in the very stars. So you've chipped away at us like a little guy with a sword and this week we are exploring The Lands Between. Will we gaze upon ultimate truth, or find only madness? Probably the latter.

They are the silent protectors. They are one with the night. They are big and buff and kind owo. They have been laying in wait, as unmoving stone, for a thousand years (since 1994). They have been storing power, waiting to be unleashed into the world once more, and we will unleash them. Join as as we talk about Gargoyles with our head in the clouds and our minds in the gutter. We will do our best, but can you name the unnamed, understand the fantastic, or soar upon the winds? (Yes, yes, and kinda)

We all know the big strong guy from the side of all the taco trucks, but did you know he comes from an anime with lots of other guys? We were surprised too, but you Kaoi-Can power up your pop culture knowledge by listening to us sorting through the story of some of our favorite buff guys. We're so focused, we don't even make a draggin deez balls joke.

Oh boy this is a big one, but keep in mind if it doesn't make sense that's not because we are explaining it wrong, but because it is silly and complicated. Need to get caught up before the next phase of the MCU begins? Well this is like, a good first start probably. Colin was gracious enough to stop playing Marvel Rivals long enough to come back and gift his knowledge, like Prometheus (another Marvel character).

Pets. They are nice and all but what is the new thing, the next leap of a generation? Dressing them in outfits? Zapping them with rays? Giving them their owns pets? Giving those pets pets? We explore the possibilities of these "New Pets" as we dive into Neopia and the lore of Neopets. One wouldn't think the Scientologists would show up, though Viacom was to be expected.

What if soccer but with magic? How can we jazz up baseball? Can you run through the pool to win at swimming? Is blood sport a sport? What about chess? These are all questions one could imagine, and so we decided to do an episode about the many different sports of fantasy worlds. We know there is no rule that a dog can't play basketball, but how does a dog dribble?