The 3-Year Plan

Damn it's been a while! Abbas explains the hiatus, talks about getting a CRV, the 2026 comedy tour, and his podcasting future. I'm a part of two benefits for victims of the Sudan war happening right now. They're in Ottawa and Edmonton in the first week of December, the links are below, ALL proceeds going to hot meals and on-the-ground support in Sudan. Support the cause💪🏾 OTTAWA - December 5th - Hall of Peace EDMONTON - December 7th - CO*LAB NYC - December 12 -  The first New York Edition of Abbas & Friends at Grove 34🎤 Don't miss it  

Abbas goes off about going to California for the Monterey car week and driving the oldest and newest Acura NSX. **May wanna check it out on Youtube for the photos and videos** SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Tampa Bay, FL - Sept 3, 4 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about driving to Philly, Cristiano Ronaldo getting married, Mark Carney talking about Gaza, and the pros and cons of being your own agent. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Tampa Bay, FL - Sept 3, 4 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about weening his kid off the pacifier, getting a trip from Acura, the 3-year NYC plan, and the pros and cons of iPhone memories. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤 Philadelphia, PA - Aug 13 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Tampa Bay, FL - Sept 3, 4 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about the Epstein list being "lost", African countries taking back their resources, why Chinese kids are smart, and why people love congregations.  SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Waterloo, ON - July 24 Philadelphia, PA - Aug 13 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Tampa Bay, FL - Sept 3, 4 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about Zohran Mamdani being a possible muslim mayor of NYC, Tom Cruise special effects, the F1 movie, and spending 4 days in a Genesis GV80. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤 Hamilton, ON - July 10 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Waterloo, ON - July 24 Philadelphia, PA - Aug 13 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about Iran and Israel trading blows, his mother-in-law staying over, returning the Sequoia, and the viral NYC mayoral race. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤 Kelowna, BC - June 25 Victoria, BC - June 26 Kamloops, BC - June 27 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Hamilton, ON - July 10 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Waterloo, ON - July 24 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about getting his catalytic converter stolen, going to the muffler guys, getting a 2025 Toyota Sequoia press car, and the difference between Toronto and NYC cops. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤 Kelowna, BC - June 25 Victoria, BC - June 26 Kamloops, BC - June 27 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Waterloo, ON - July 24 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about visiting a car museum in Tacoma, dropping into mosques on the road, how white Portland is, and a cool thing about Mexicans. SEE ME ON THE ROAD🎤 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Kelowna, BC - June 25 Victoria, BC - June 26 Kamloops, BC - June 27 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab

Abbas goes off about doing a private gig at a car club, going back to Toronto, problems with the new Mission Impossible, and comedians who create liquors.  TOUR DATES Seattle, WA - May 22 Portland, OR - May 23 Halifax, NS - June 06 St. John's, NL - June 07 Kelowna, BC - June 25 Victoria, BC - June 26 Kamloops, BC - June 27 Vancouver, BC - June 28 Montreal, QC June 16 Ottawa, ON - July 17, 18 Toronto, ON - Aug 22, 23 Winnipeg, MB - Sept 12, 13 Tell me what city to go to next! https://shorturl.at/cdJX4 Watch My Comedy Special!  socials: www.instagram.com/abbaswahab_/ www.youtube.com/c/AbbasWahab