S1 E9: Engaging High Stakes Digital Stopwatch

Season Finale!  You: Wait, was this a "season" of something? Wasn't it a precast? A typecast? An incredible skyscraper?  Us: Same!  In any case, it happened, and there is recorded proof, and a new batch will be launched soon with tweaks made based on this batch.  You and Us: OMG It was a BATCHCAST all along!!!

An ancient poem that summarizes this episode, and incidentally, all of life: I like the moon, you can’t disturb it. Only the sun can do that. And that can disturb you too! Your destiny can be there. No one knows if there’s anything else there than pebbles or stones. But it can still be your destiny. Things lay beyond the end. -Oliver

Tenth episode! A milestone! Does it mean we've "figured out" what this podcast is yet? Nope! Is a podcast even something you can "figure out?" Doubtful! But it exists, ten times, and for us that's worth noting in an episode description! 

In this episode, evolution takes form in the shape of STAKES! Plus, I guess we saw a ghost, or whatever. And we all know about calendar girls, but calendar SQUIRRELS?! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS ENTIRE EPISODE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS. 

A great architect who's name is escaping us once blurted "Before you can break ground on an Incredible Skyscraper, you need to first put together a flarpin' floor plan!" Sounds reasonable enough, but maybe this great architect should have kept that to himself... during the reciting of vows at his granddaughter's wedding! And did we happen to mention that at this wedding, the great architect was... THE OFFICIANT?! Looking back over the three sentences preceding this one, it is clear that we hadn't made the great architect's role at the wedding clear at any point. Final mind blowing revelation: the great architect we're talking about here... is YOU. Listen to this episode of this podcast for absolutely no further explanation.

Dynasty was born out of a Kickstarter, just about three years ago! Vanessa was born out of her mom, just about... twenty-one years ago! The conversation and ceremony around these things was born out of a human need for connection, yesterday! The description for this episode was born out of an AI bot named XCLOX-5 just now! XCLOX-5 HUNGRY!!! BYE!!

If you're like VANJAM, you can often find it difficult to grant yourself permission to live the flarpin' life you want to live.  Lucky for you, this episode contains the HIDDEN SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE that help unlock the shackles that have been holding you back from the life you've been yearning for.   Featuring: The enchanting sounds of the Shetland Bass Drum AND the Tibetan Peace Drum

DID YOU KNOW? Swing States are called that because they have the most tire swings in the country PER CAPITA.  OTHER "DID YOU KNOW?'s" ALL OVER THIS VERY POLITICAL EPISODE OF WHATEVER THIS THING IS!

Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger, the Austrian- American actor, businessman, retired professional bodybuilder, and former politician once said in a film, "We're Baaaaack!!!" and movie-goers were just so thrilled because they loved his weird voice and delivery and because he was SO STRONG! Like Arnold said in that one film so many years ago, we are also "baaaack!"  This podcast just is what it is and will be this until it is something else. (Arnold said that in a movie once too! The one where he played a Kindergarten Teacher with a weird voice and delivery and he was SO STRONG!)

WHAT A RUN! This episode is basically 30 minutes of shout outs to all the people, dead and living, who helped to bring this podcast to life. We also give mad love to animals, trees, and a few inanimate objects (you know who you are ;)).  Also: A massive flarpin' announcement!