Is Michael Biehn The WORST ACTOR OF ALL-TIME? | Hour 1

"I want to give the holy drawers award to..." JuJu delivers his Thursday Thunder, lists his Top 5 Fringe Celebrities Who Could Break Into His NBA Finals Coverage, and updates The Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"My weiner looks like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining." Amin has a very important question for the crew: when is it time to throw away your underwear? Then, it's time for a new episode of The Pitch Clock with the return of "Pitch Clock Jeopardy!" between Jeremy and Chris. And Marlins Radio play-by-play broadcaster and Just Baseball's Jack McMullen joins Jeremy to discuss Tarik Skubal's injury, the red-hot Tampa Bay Rays (shoutout to Dan), the promotion of Joe Mack, and his pick for the Golden Era Star of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I feel nothing." Long-time New York Knicks fan David Samson is here to express his overwhelming emotions over the team's success. Plus, is there an athlete whose indiscretions could get a break-in to an NBA Finals game? Are the Vegas Athletics going to have to change their name? And how did David feel about winning a Pulitzer Prize? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"My son loves rap music." Zaslow's headed to Rolling Loud, Mike's headed to Mortal Kombat II for The White Shirt Red Wine Challenge, and Dave is concerned about the blockbuster movies coming out this summer. Plus, is Draymond Green... a funny guy? And did the United States kill the World Cup? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm allowed to hold her to a double standard." Jeremy has a Top 5 Reactions To Yesterday's Show in the form of his limited fake Joe Zagacki before Zaslow tells us the details of his dream last night, where he had an affair with a celebrity. Who caught him? Why did it happen? What other recurring dreams does he have? Then, the crew reacts to the New York Knicks victory over the Joel Embiid-less Philadelphia 76ers and Jimmy Haslam making it clear that Giannis Antetokounmpo will be on the move soon. Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris Cote, Amin Elhassan, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, and Tony Calatayud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tom Segura is a powerhouse. The comedian, actor, bestselling author, host, & co-founder of Your Mom's House Studios tells Dan Le Batard about his early dreams of making movies - never imagining he'd become one of the biggest comedians of all-time. Segura reflects on discovering stand-up after moving to Los Angeles to pursue acting, grinding through years of simply trying to make rent, and how podcasts and Netflix specials transformed his career. Tom also shares hilarious stories about his filterless Peruvian mother, “Charo,” growing up between two cultures, surviving a near-fatal overdose at 19, starting a bakery in Austin, and the lessons he's learning now about balancing fatherhood with a neverending work schedule. His latest Netflix special - “Teacher” - is now streaming and season two of “Bad Thoughts” premieres this month on Netflix. For all of Tom's latest podcasts from YMH Studios, tour dates, and more, go to TomSegura.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"JuJu, why did I do that?" Chris has some regrets about how today's show went, and JuJu is ready to pounce on them. Who will take home today's Randy Ass/Guaranteed Doghouse Award? What about the It's Happened To Me Too Award? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Bring out the maple syrup, cause nothing says love like warm and sticky." Jessica Smetana joins us to field some honeymoon tips from The Love Doctor, and it goes exactly where you think it would. The conversation heads into the current Hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship that cannot find a place to dock, the fall of LIV Golf, and the plans for stars like Bryson DeChambeau once it folds, as well as whether Brad Williams could score a touchdown in an NFL game. We may also have come up with a great plan to decide which members of Meadowlark Media get the invite to Jess's wedding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Lighters are out, and pants are off." We check back in with The Love Doctor, and he gives us advice on what to get your ex-wife for Mother's Day, as well as whether or not you should bring a fake date to Mother's Day. Amin weighs in on the emerging NBA player beef between Draymond Green and Austin Rivers. Is Draymond Green the Michael Jordan of Robert Horries? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Sometimes I'll have to cancel because something didn't come up." Nick Wright says hello to everybody except Roy. He joins us to talk about whether or not a possible Luka Doncic return will have any impact on the Los Angeles Lakers' chances in their series against the Oklahoma City Thunder. He also weighs in on Jaylen Brown's actions following the Boston Celtics' playoff exit and whether he feels threatened by any challengers to the Kansas City Chiefs. We also try to get a Brown for Giannis Antetokounmpo trade off the ground, all while The Love Guru answers some of your questions ahead of Mother's Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices