Hour 1: Magnesium Lotion (feat. Trysta Krick)

"You're the one that said the stupid thing." Tensions continue to escalate around the Philadelphia Eagles, the video team finally gets the video Dan asked for 90 minutes ago, and Mark Cuban regrets who he sold the Mavericks to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We've never had so much access to so much information with so little idea as to what the hell is happening." TYT's Brett Erlich joins the show to discuss the feud between Elon Musk and Jon Stewart, then claims he follows everyone on the show, even though he barely follows anyone. After he departs, we revisit our past Looks Like March Sadness Champions and the legendary voices that have brought them through our speakers for more than a decade, and Greg Cote reveals the Final Four of Mount GregFour. Plus, Mike rips into the USMNT after another embarrassing loss in the lead-up to this summer's home World Cup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I took advantage of my uncommonly large nostrils by trying to snort a gummy." Trysta joins the show and weighs in on the Jaden Ivey and Tiger Woods situations. How responsible should Ivey's mother — the head coach of the Notre Dame women's college basketball team — be for her daughter's actions? She then tries to take a victory lap on Dan Hurley and UConn basketball, but derails the show and leads us into a discussion of Greg Cote's feet and ingesting weed gummies rectally. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Your solution is to put Tiger Woods in a car that is literally surrounded by cameras?" Has April Fool's Day lost its juice in a post-truth world? Tony is fascinated by the merger of Japanese and American Twitter and Greg Cote continues to be fascinated by Tiger Woods as he seeks treatment following his recent DUI arrest. Amin proposes an interesting solution for Tiger before the show pivots to an epic mistake that MLB umpire CB Bucknor made last night that has made his stint behind the dish today must-watch television. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's been doing number two for 15 years." Dan wants to steal Greg Cote's Top 50 Catchphrases from The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, but Greg doesn't have his 24th catchphrase ready just yet. Inter Miami opens its new stadium this weekend, and Dan wonders whether teams will eventually need fans in their stadiums. Plus, Mike Ryan was at Miami Hurricanes' spring practice and calls Malachi Toney both 'baby Jesus' and a 'prodigal son.' Today's Cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike, Amin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

MULLINS REALLY DID THAT. On this episode of the Alley Oop Basketball Show, Juju and Trysta react to one of the WILDEST moments of March Madness as UConn’s Mullins hits the shot of a lifetime—an instant classic that will live forever in tournament history. But that’s just the start… Is Coach Hurley building a modern college basketball dynasty at UConn? Are the Knicks officially in trouble… or are fans overreacting? Caitlin Clark working with the NBA?! And her take on Nikola Jokic March Madness update: who’s rising, who’s DONE Did the Pacers just tank on purpose?! Raptors vs Magic breakdown and what it actually means This episode is PACKED with takes, chaos, and real talk from around the basketball world. Drop your takes in the comments: Was Mullins’ shot the BEST of March Madness so far? And are the Knicks cooked?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know what it's like during the T-Shirt Toss." JuJu is here to deliver both a Joker AND Playa of the Day, but he, Amin, and Tony also have some words for the writers of 'Paradise.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know what Robitussin he's taking..." Mike praises Radko Gudras for willingly taking a beating before Michelle Beadle joins us, while putting aside all her bias, to make a case for Wemby for MVP. Also, the Atlanta Hawks? Anyone? Allen Funt? Anyone? Anyone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Christopher comes with multiple balls." The games are about to get really good in Women's College Basketball, there's an update on Tiger Woods' car crash, and, because it's a Tuesday, Greg Cote unsurprisingly has a 'Back in my Day.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He's a medium-ass." An Olaf animatronic seized at a Disney park in one of the most disturbing and hilarious videos the show has ever seen. Then, John Tortorella is back (Jack), and Jaden Ivey's crash-out and subsequent release from the Chicago Bulls offer more questions than answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices