5. Johnny Johnson Fuckery

 ***SPOILER ALERT*** Do not listen to this unless you’ve listened through all 10 episodes of Season 1. Don't play yaself.First of all, we want to send love to our communities who have been so hard hit by the viruses of Covid-19 and police brutality. #BLACKLIVESMATTER #BLACKSTORIESMATTERThank you all for tuning in & your continued support! In this special episode, we find out WTF making this show was like for Jason & Andrea, the drama that has since ensued, the effect it’s had on their relationships, and what’s next for us as a show! Grab your wine! Grab your tissues! It’s finna get real. Design by @kentigram. Music by @ivysole. Produced by @dominosoundco Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, Jason is now a single dad. Andrea and Jason are technically dating now, but they still have to creep. BIG TIME. Andrea out here doing hiding from children in the night, on some real spy espionage shit. But children are much smarter than adults think they are. This is not what she signed up for. Both Andrea and Jason begin a deep journey of self-reflection. Because above all--this is a story about intuition, human nature, and love. Life never goes exactly according to plan, does it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soooo, you telling me after ALL this bullshit NONE of these dudes choose Andrea? This is NOT the happy ending it was supposed to be. Or is it? Andrea begins a self awakening. Jason is still sleeping with his wife, but in his heart, knows what he has to do--for his girls and for himself. Jason and his wife have a BIG talk, but she still wants to stay. Jason is torn. There are too many lives involved. What about the children? Everyone’s childhood trauma hops out. Grab a box of tissues & perhaps a blunt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, WHAT?! There was a family brawl. It happens. Jason stays with his wife for the rest of the trip and does not reach out to Andrea for a while. Jason is madly in love with Andrea, but doesn’t have the balls to leave his wife. He’s settling. Andrea starts to seriously reconsider her relationship with Jason. She still loves him, but she knows he’s staying with his wife. Meanwhile, Jason’s wife is still telling him that she’s going to church all day Sunday, when she’s actually going to get another man's dick...praise him?#RIPPopSmoke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, Jason’s wife is clearly ready to fuck with Andrea. Andrea is feeling weird about the fact that Jason’s relationship still seems in limbo. Jason is trying his best, but he still is scared to actually get divorce. He tries again with his wife. They take a family trip to the south. Andrea is furious and feeling naughty. She sends a sext, his wife sees the text and starts to beat his ass in front of his sister...Whew chileeeeeeee!!! It’s getting Shakespearean up in here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, Jason’s life is just beginning to fall apart. Andrea’s has already fallen apart and she’s living alone now, but she is technically only *separated* at this point. She’s trying to figure out this co-parenting thing but it’s hard having to go to wus-band’s apartment to do their daughter’s hair. What happens when a necessary pact between exes is broken? Jason and Andrea go to their first party as a couple and Andrea has to confront two women. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, Andrea and wus-band are over, for now. Jason *thinks* his wife is cheating on him, but has no concrete proof. Things are starting to get wild. Spyware, an old iMac, a fake girls’ trip to Atlantic City, a hotel room in Long Island, fake names, Little House on the Prairie, two custom Valentine’s Day cards and utter heartbreak--the mess has only just begun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, Andrea and Jason go to Vegas. It was supposed to be a group trip, but most of the crew dropped out at the last minute. So, what could happen? Sex is definitely a strong possibility and y’all know how EXTRA first-time side-piece sex can be. Is this a hard lesson in Stay-Your-Black-Ass-At- Home-With-Your-Wife or something deeper? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, who IS Jason Vives? Andrea is low-key happy to be caught in a lie. But what does she do next? She lies again about her feelings for Jason, but remains truthful about the fact that she has not yet tasted the dick. But is this affair even about sex? Let him who is without sin cast the first stone. But who is without sin? Certainly not anyone in this story... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Okay...so imma take a day to pray on this…” We delve into the psyche of a man carefully crafting a DM. So, just how did Andrea react to Jason’s Facebook DM? Did he avoid the friend zone on the first try? Are they ready to take the next step? Is a lil’ flirting thru social media such a bad thing…? DMing on a work computer? Bringing your sidepiece to a work function? Things are starting to get MESSY AS HELL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.