S01 E02: Thicc Warlocks

A fittingly chaotic ep brings a close to this season of The Boardroom as Mr Alan adds yet another business partner to his portfolio of despair. We discuss the return of some old favourites as they fight the corners of Kathryn and Harpreet in the age old battle of pants vs traybakes.

The Boardroom returns after an extended break as the team collect themselves to mourn another favourite. We talk Pardy Pods and Corporate Away Days before diving in to a return to form episode in the dreaded tele-shopping week. It’s not all Divine this week for the candidates despite the Pink Flamingos on offer, but The Boardroom will spend at least 15 minutes of this podcast addressing the episode and what went wrong.

The Boardroom reconvenes and goes deep mining on an episode without much gold. Another fan favourite departs as Kendra unveils the secrets of her patented Danish Cocktail Stick and we ask should they have just booked a trip to Edinburgh Dungeons instead?

The Boardroom is back for a bumper episode reviewing fish week and gaming week. We discuss Alex’s crab catastrophe, Artic-Gate and Francesca taking a well earned L while Paul brings out his inner gamer and we have our own spelling controversy.

The Boardroom trio say farewell to two fan favourites and wonder if they've cursed the show entirely at this point. This week it's Vodify vs Crafted and Spiced, only one of which Alan Sugar directly compared to his own urine. Akshay continues to survive in spite of literally everything about him and enters the arena as the new stan-able candidate.

It’s week 2 and Little Lord Alan needs help brushing. The Boardroom drill down and get their teeth into this filling episode of further incompetence and cringe. Join Paul, Kendra and Lorenzo as they continue their quest to out every contestant as a Tory one by one.

The Boardroom is a podcast about The Apprentice from the team that brought you The Fire Pit. Lorenzo Pacitti, Kendra McPherson and Paul Black start the new series by going cruising aboard the HMS Shagit with this years 16 new candidates and dive straight into first impressions to sniff out the tories, a Tim-Tam debacle, Kendra's disgusting crush, and who put their whole Apprentussy into this week's boardroom clash. Join us for a Neverending series of hiring, firing and perspiring as 16 grown adults fight to THE DEATH of their dignity for the attentions of Lord Daddy Shugs.