A Hose for All Seasons

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the foaming story that is ‘A Hose for All Seasons’. Set in 1974, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator get involved in a scheme with Slack Jack Arnold and Turps Maguire to gain some lucrative business using a revolutionary car and patio cleaning machine. They are unaware of the power and force they are about to unleash. “I know those boys, they’re trouble…” https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the raucous tale that is ‘The Punk Duff Experience’.  Set in 1978, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator, in conjunction with Tonko, book a Luton punk band to play at their monthly punk and new wave night. Little do they realise the outrageous reputation and anarchic material of this outfit. “Come and listen to subversive tunes, come and see them in their thigh length boots…” https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the splintering story that is ‘Cracked Justice’.  Set in 1976, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator seek the help of left-wing mastermind Stephen Brookman against the corrupt new playground judge, Monstrous Melvyn Musgrove. Can they unseat this usurper from the Throne of Judgement?   “The system of justice has been broken, and so Monstrous Musgrove must too be broken and brought down…”   https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the milk bottle rattling tale that is ‘The Lea Valley Meteor’. Set in 1973, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Puffer Patterson join Phil the Ferret and other spectators to watch a race for the ages between the milk floats of Old Bob Cripps and Flash Danny McKenzie. What ensues goes down in history.   “There is nothing like the site of two milk floats racing side by side down a trafficless avenue…”   https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the juddering story that is ‘Macready Down And Up, Shaken And Stirred’.  Set in 1977, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Bendy Henderson once again prod the wasps’ nest that is the wild man of Liscombe Road, Old Man Macready. A bone-shaking and body-rattling journey of horror ensues. “He’s Old Man Macready, and with a pickaxe and a shovel he will go to work…” https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the howling gale of a tale that is ‘Chutney Barton Gets His Euphonium Out’. Set in 1975, Chutney Barton’s euphonium is a force of nature which wreaks havoc in Mr Wilcox’s history class. All part of a devilish plot involving Turps Macguire, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator.   “Chutney Barton gave a blast, and a cacophonous wind blew through the class…”   https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

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In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the rumbling tale of ‘Brookman’s Grokhot’. Set in 1979, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator get involved in Stephen Brookman’s and Big Mo’s most radical and revolutionary plot to date against the teaching authorities of South Bedfordshire. Disorientation abounds.   “A very strange ice cream van trundled round the streets…”   https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the ghastly tale of ‘The 64 Legs of Creeping Gilbert’. Set in 1970, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator look on in horror as the sinister Gilbert Hay and Austin Blythe unleash hidden terrors on an unsuspecting classroom. Fear runs amok.   “He’s peculiar, he’s an oddball, he’s Gilbert Hay…”   https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson’s 1970s Stories, listen to the hurtling tale of ‘The Great Freight Train Adventure’. Set in 1978, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Puffer Patterson take what they hope will be a leisurely and enjoyable journey on a Blue Circle Cement train. Spanners though are put in the works.   “There’s a freight train heading down the tracks, and we like the look of it…”   https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/