148: Sam gets PIED!

This week, Sam and Pete check in on GBU’s wobbly performance: from losses to one draw, have they taken their eye off the ball??Meanwhile, Sam’s picked up a rather questionable new hobby - sending piles of poo to people... and Pete’s just received a special delivery in the post. Coincidence? We think not.There’s office parking drama, strongly worded reviews, and Sam’s big leap into the literary world with his audiobook debut (Sunday Times Best Seller incoming?). Plus, Q.Q.Q.Question Time returns and we dive deep into Sam’s unhealthy HP sauce obsession, Pete’s secret love for Disney, and the shocking revelation that Sam might actually be able to pull.And in the biggest cliffhanger of all - will Sam actually run a Monday meeting?—📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Missed the O2?! Catch it on demand HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Sam has clearly had a meeting with a spray tan as he is looking suspiciously orange. Pete isn’t letting it slide…it’s giving Oompa Loompa. Meanwhile poor Pete is ill, but still soldiers on we pit Pete and Sam against each other as traitor versus faithful. The boys also question if they would survive Race Across the World, and Pete’s 66 to 1 odds of becoming the next James Bond spark a debate full of dodgy accents, dreams and unlikely 007s. Elsewhere Pete’s series ‘For Dog’s Sake’ is about to drop with another award nomination in the bag. Sam shares his Halloween plans, relives the moment he got pied off by a Gallagher brother, and admits Louise heard a little too much of his bathroom soundtrack.—📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Missed the O2?! Catch it on demand HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the boys tackle how old is too old when it comes to dating? And could Pete and Sam really land themselves sugar mummies… or would it all come down to how much someone would pay to get with Sam?Sam also has a go at sexting, which goes about as well as you’d expect. We also get sent, in Pete’s own words, “his favourite email so far,” which, surprisingly, is Great Barr United themed. Plus, the boys plot how they’d fake their own deaths if it ever came to it and what would Sam actually do if Pete went missing? Oh, and when are we finally getting some Staying Relevant merch?—📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Missed the O2?! Catch it on demand HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh off the back of the O2 (and yes, we actually pulled it off), we’re debriefing all the highs and lows. From Sam hiding in fear to screens breaking and zero run-throughs, it was pure chaos… but somehow we smashed it and even picked up a seventh world record along the way. We also can’t not talk about Pete and Jowita’s big dance ending. A massive thank you to everyone who came, supported, and to all our brilliant guests for making it such a night to remember.And moving on from the O2, it’s straight into the Staying Relevant book. Pete reveals some exciting potential plans, and there may even be a chance to meet us in real life soon, so keep your eyes peeled.MAFS UK is back, which sparks the question of what Pete and Sam would actually want in a future wife. And after Molly-Mae revealed that baby Bambi has started saying she wants to bite people, we put our own parenting skills to the test by imagining how we’d handle Olive and Rose if they suddenly wanted to bite other kids.📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Missed the O2?! Catch it on demand HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book HERE—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the boys receive an unexpected delivery… a box of sex toys. But the real question is: will Pete actually dare to test out a sex swing?From there, the conversation spirals into a big debate: If Staying Relevant wasn’t the name, what would it be? In the process, we uncover Sam and Pete’s “hear me outs,” and yes, Mary Berry maybe is Pete's secret crush. And of course, Strictly fever is in full swing. Who’s going to take the crown this year? The boys share their predictions and throw their support behind Vicky Pattison and Jowita.📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Missed the O2?! Catch it on demand HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’d just come off the back of the O2 (well… technically, we recorded this before it happened), so by the time you’re listening it either went down as the best night ever or completely t*ts up.Sam’s mullet is the talk of the town, but the big question is whether he’s finally ready to say goodbye to it. Meanwhile, Pete admits he once rocked a full-on skinhead. With autumn rolling in, we’re chatting UGGs, pumpkin spice lattes and Sam’s highly questionable Halloween outfit.Since it’s the start of uni season, we imagine what kind of students we’d have been if we’d actually gone and whether we’d have even been friends. To top it off, Pete roleplays meeting a uni girlfriend’s parents, which leads to a few stories from past encounters with girlfriends’ families.📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Missed the O2?! Catch it on demand HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We kick start this week’s episode with a curveball for Sam as one of his so-called enemies dials in live on the pod. Sean from Hinge, the guy who once listed Sam as his irrational fear on his profile, joins us to confront him head-on! From there, things take another turn with a big question: what actually makes a MILF? That innocent query quickly spirals into some eye-opening revelations from Pete, who casually admits he’s dated not one but two MILFs. We’ve also got a fresh Great Barr United update as the long-awaited shirts finally arrive, though Sam’s comes with a surprise of its own. And to wrap things up, Question Time sparks a fiery debate that splits the room: would you rather never kiss again, or never have sex again?📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Experience the O2 Show live from your screen! Secure your stream HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys hosted the NTAs red carpet this week - but Sam wasn't twinning with Pete as planned?! Daytime TV Sam also made his return and Pete had some strong opinions about that beaded necklace.Next up was Pete’s favourite segment: The Summer I Turned Pretty UPDATE! But we turn the tables and ask if Pete and Sam were in their own Conrad vs. Jeremiah love triangle, who do they think Belly would actually pick?!Sam also admitted he’s feeling the pressure ahead of his Lily James interview. She’s famously not a fan of Hinge voice notes, and with Sam having a not-so-secret crush, the boys ran some role-play practice to help his nerves. And then there was Pete’s take on Zoë Kravitz... very much his type, but possibly out of reach if the Harry Styles rumours are true.And to round things off, the boys revealed their best attempt at “nonchalant” animal impressions.📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Experience the O2 Show live from your screen! Secure your stream HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Pete’s making bold predictions on the GBU scorecard given their upcoming first game of the season, Sam’s in bits after the Back to Hogwarts event at King’s Cross Station gets cancelled for the first time ever, and somehow… Sam & Pete are now officially on birthday cards.This episode has screams, a brutally honest check-in on how Sam and Pete feel towards their One Night Only at the O2 AND a desert island survival challenge that nearly tore the team apart.📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Experience the O2 Show live from your screen! Secure your stream HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back from holidaaay! Expect a full Marbs & Ibiza debrief: Sam spent 90% of the trip topless, returning not so much bronzed god but according to Pete looking like he’d been clapping with baked beans. Meanwhile, Pete is out here self-identifying as causing chaos everywhere…The boys came to the studio fresh from Loose Women where Olive and Rose got a shoutout… and Pete proudly delivered a “wise saying” that, we don’t think actually exists. Oh, and the NTAs are looming where the boys might be in matching outfits and Pete is NOT happy about it!Plus: Pete’s thoughts on Sabby C’s new album, and a totally unhinged Love Is Blind roleplay that no one asked for but we were all here for!📩📮 To get in touch with the podcast, email [email protected] (great e-mail, we know)—🩶 Follow us on Instagram | TikTok | Youtube | @stayingrelevantpodcast—🎟️ Experience the O2 Show live from your screen! Secure your stream HERE—📚 PRE-ORDER the Staying Relevant Book:https://linktr.ee/StayingRelevantBook—And of course...make sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.