NOTICE OF CRISIS AND APOLOGY

CAUTION! Be advised: by listening to this edition you may find the strong arm of the law coming to bear upon you. This edition is the work of Malcolm Durridge acting alone and without the consent of the St Elwick’s Neighbourhood Association Committee. Desperate times and so on! By Mike Wozniak Produced by Joel Porter

Extremely excited to announce that this edition's Local Lives guest is St Elwickian notable Veronica Tooze MBE. Puts previous guests in the shade quite frankly. Please don't simply skip ahead to the interview though as there is an important notice re the Mt Ludlow Lawn fundraiser. By Mike Wozniak Guest appearance by Cariad Lloyd Produced by Joel Porter

No Local Lives this week but not for want of trying. It’s not much to expect to someone to spare a minute for an interview is it? Nonetheless enclosed within are all the (other) usual sections. Includes the latest on the St Elwickian Crank Caller and, of course, an update re the big speed bump on Wallington Road. By Mike Wozniak Produced by Joel Porter

While August may be thought of as “The Silly Season” for the mainstream press, here we take our journalistic responsibilities seriously and what could be more important that welcoming some newcomers to St Elwick’s in this week’s Local Lives. Important notice re Birdman Menace also found within. By Mike Wozniak  Guest appearance by Nico Tatarowicz Produced by Joel Porter

In which we see the return of local history enthusiast Hilary Geisler and in Local Lives we talk to Martin Cudlipp who has a very exciting world record attempt on the horizon. By Mike Wozniak Guest appearances by Daniel Rigby and Josh Widdicombe Produced by Joel Porter

The publication in June of a special, one-off printed edition of the Newsletter was intended little treat for St Elwickians but judging by the backlash it's had it has been received as anything but. Please find within a response to the multitude of questions and complaints the edition raised. I really don't think I should have to be doing this at all and frankly I've got better things to be doing with my time but the rest of The Committee insists so here we are.  Malcolm Durridge, Editor-in-Chief of the Newsletter in whichever form it goes out in and who does it thanklessly.  By Mike Wozniak  Produced by Joel Porter

A complete round up of everything that matters locally. Also this edition Colin Johnson tells us about his snake. By Mike Wozniak Produced by Joel Porter

Catch up edition for February and March contained within (following data boo-boo) alongside April roundup. In Local Lives we talk to Christine Fingle - owner of Devon's largest collection of business cards! By Mike Wozniak Guest appearance by Charlotte Ritchie Produced by Joel Porter

A short missive re recent data catastrophe etc. Newsletter proper to follow in coming days with Christine Fingle as rate limiter (plus I have a written assessment to do for my PGCE which won't do itself). Thanks. Malcolm. By Mike Wozniak Produced by Joel Porter

With all the usual features including Parish Notices, Council Watch, Crime Figures and 4 similar recipes for "Left Overs Lasagne" from Matthew Willebrink. By Mike Wozniak Produced by Joel Porter