Baby, it’s cold outside & other tales

Step into the festive spirit with the 100th episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they celebrate this milestone with hilarious tales of mishaps and misadventures. From David’s unforgettable Christmas sign mix-up to Howard’s covert pocket money scheme gone horribly wrong, each confession will leave you in stitches! Plus, don’t miss Tony's golf swing disaster that led to a shocking Christmas gift debacle and Pauline's endearing story of a surprise sibling arrival. Whether you're looking for laughs, nostalgia, or a touch of holiday magic, this episode has it all! Got a confession of your own? We want to hear it at [email protected]!

Step into the uproarious world of Simon Mayo's Confessions in this week's episode! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into hilarious mishaps, starting with Georgina's "Search for the Hero," a lockdown tale that leads to unexpected generosity from a tire shop. Then, get ready for a mouthful with Michael’s culinary blunder at a charity event, serving up a surprise for unsuspecting vegetarians. Plus, Sid’s confession from beyond the grave featuring a memorable hospital story and Micky's terrible tent tale with a storm like no other! Got a confession of your own? Send it in at [email protected]!

Join us for a wild and hilarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Prepare for laughs as Martin and his son Rufus reminisce about a mishap in their family's past involving an oxy-acetylene torch, an old sewer cover, and quite the explosion! Nicky recounts an unforgettable housekeeping horror show that involves a vacuum cleaner and a sprinkling of ashes. Del Boy has an interesting encounter during Pop Master and, Gordon's tale of a shopping trip turned water park provides a laugh as he tries to navigate the mayhem of parenting. With confessions that are equal parts funny and chaotic, you won't want to miss this week’s episode. Have your own story to share? We want to hear it at [email protected]!

Welcome back to another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we're diving into the hilarity of parental pride gone awry as Mike shares a mortifying tale from the pub toilets. Another Mike has an embarrassing episode picking his dad up from hospital.Foghorn recounts a DIY disaster involving a neighbour's tree that leads to unexpected collateral damage, whilst Dave confesses to a royal flush of a faux pas in a bathroom fit for a prince. With laughter, awkward moments, and the signature charm of Simon and the Confessional Collective, you won’t want to miss this episode! Have a confession of your own? We want to hear it at [email protected]!

Step into the hilarious chaos of Simon Mayo's Confessions in this week’s episode! We're kicking things off with Tom, who shares a childhood mishap involving an axe, his brother, and a dramatic trip to A&E—all while contemplating the parenting choices of the '80s. Then Darcy comes up with a creative yet dubious cover story for her friend. Mark’s story is of a daring, if not chilly, dare during his time in the army, and don’t miss Johnny Two Brushes, who accidentally filled his wife's car's screen wash with blue paint water, leading to a perplexing automotive adventure. With laughter, nostalgia, and a sprinkle of mischief, this episode has something for everyone. Do you have a confession of your own? We want to hear it at [email protected]!

Gather round for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we set sail with Mr. Bartholomew Blackbeard, who recounts a hilariously chaotic night at a Caribbean rum bar that ends with a drunken quest to find his yacht among a sea of look-alikes. His tale of adventure and mistaken identities is sure to have you in stitches. Plus, we've got confessions from Nigel about a snowball incident gone awry, Gorgeous George's disgusting dental disaster that led to a rather unconventional remedy and Colin reflects on causing a bit of chaos at school with a well-intentioned bit of handy work. Join us for laughs, mischief, and heartfelt confessions. And if you’ve got a story of your own, we want to hear it at [email protected]!

Step into the spooky confessional for a thrilling Halloween edition of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the entertaining Confessional Collective as they dive into mischievous tales that are both hilarious and hair-raising. This week, Peter recalls his childhood escapades with Clive, filled with javelin throwing and a shocking hornet's nest incident! From there, hear Boo's clever but frightful Halloween trick that left trick-or-treaters in a tizzy. Plus, Richard's unexpected Cluedo-inspired chaos during a neighbourly visit brings a delightful twist to the ordinary. And Peter half time race support vehicle was not what he expected. With laughter, memories, and a touch of mischief, this episode is sure to enchant you. Got a confession of your own? Share it with us at [email protected]!

Step into the hilarity of Simon Mayo's Confessions for another unforgettable episode! This week, we're treated to a whirlwind of mischief and mishaps.Listen in as Malcolm shares his wife's wild adventure involving a waterbed and a surprise police intervention in Sydney. Pamela revisits her adventurous honeymoon that took an unexpected turn amidst a torrential storm and a collapsing kitchen counter, leaving her husband in quite a predicament! Vera takes us back to her school days where a nervous biology teacher avoided the subject of human reproduction with a round of pig talk and Hugo reveals a cheeky lottery prank that sparked furious excitement before it all came crashing down.With cheeky banter, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughter, this episode is sure to lift your spirits. Got your own confession? We want to hear it at [email protected]!

Step right into the laughter-filled confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the lively Confessional Collective as they tackle a medley of amusing, outrageous tales that are sure to keep you grinning. This week, Alison takes us back to her school days where a cookery lesson went spectacularly awry, involving a mischievous potato and a pot of chutney that may have seen more creative ingredients than usual. Meanwhile, Sybil shares her mishap with a misunderstood bat, Emma is asking for forgiveness for her Ma for a confession involving the pet cat. And Trev recounts the wild coincidence of his daughter meeting a classmate whose house he once photographed on Google Street View! Have a wild tale of your own? Send it to [email protected] and join the fun!

Step into the confessionals for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the lively Confessional Collective dive into a mix of outrageous mishaps and stories that are sure to leave you in stitches. This week, we hear from Bob, who finds himself grappling with guilt after a catastrophic mishap involving funeral boxes. Alan has a fateful encounter with a vacuum cleaner and a canister of pink paint that shocked his mother upon returning home. Then, Artie shares a comical tale of a holiday miscommunication that had his wife accidentally making a scene at a beach bar, all while the pandemic protocols were still fresh in everyone’s minds. Meanwhile, Roger shares his cheeky ice currency scheme to fund some airtime on his childhood TV, leading to an unexpected turn of events. With more amusing anecdotes, cheeky banter, and reflections on life’s little quirks, this episode promises laughs and unforgettable confessions. Got a wild tale of your own? Send it to [email protected] and join the fun!