I Want Me Palmer Goals

Jack and Keith look back on gameweek eight where City stumbled for the first time this season. The other Manchester club had already stumbled and fallen over. This week Bournemouth stuck the boot in when they were down. Jack wasn't happy with Xabi's tactics, but at least he didn't have Palmer as captain.

Jack and Keith return after a trivia hiatus to look back at gameweek seven where Chelsea kept a clean sheet, Everton and Brentford had their first losses, and Bournemouth, Fulham, and even Spurs had their first wins of the season. Jack also brings some trivia and says something too rude to be broadcast.

Jack and Keith welcome the Premier League back after a long international break where QPR's keeper kept four clean sheets and saved a penalty, England thrashed Croatia and Ronaldo threw his toys out of the pram. They look forward to finalising their wildcards and argue about what to do with City's title wins in the cheating years.

Jack and Keith get together to remember Lachlan. It's basically them talking for a bit between clips of Lachlan and some of his music. You can easily skip the bits where Jack and Keith talk. There's also the hidden EP track Real Love that isn't on the Spotify EP release. You can skip to 26 minutes if you want to hear that.

Jack and Keith look back on a rather uninspiring gameweek five ahead of a three week long international break. Jack's Chelsea curse intensifies and he reads a poem from an admirer.

Jack and Keith return after a week off for trivia. Jack brings some trivia to the podcast and reflects on his first week as a new Chelsea fan and is a little smug with his triple captain choice.

Jack and Keith struggle through their first podcast since Lachlan's passing. We will miss his unwavering love of Chelsea (to the point of delusion) and his ridiculous FPL picks just when his team is doing well, but most of all we will just miss him. Cheers Geoff.

We're back! Nobody asked for it, but Jack and Keith return for another season of nonsense. Predictions for the final standings in the Premier League, predictions for gameweek one, and a nice uplifting movie review to finish off the show.

Jack and Keith return for more nonsense chat. Jack is feeling very smug as a chunk of Keith's lead falls away. Keith distracts by talking about his review on trustpilot and Jack catches seagulls.

Jack and Keith are back for 2026 while Lachlan works his way back to match fitness. Had he been on this podcast there may well have been lots more swearing after the departure of Maresca at Chelsea. I'm sure he'll have plenty left in the tank when he makes his much awaited return to the podcast soon.