The safety of All Hallow's Eve is far behind us. Now we approach the scariest holiday of all, Thanksgiving! The true horror is about to begin. Headless birds, vile cranberry relish, dastardly dinner rolls, despicable corn bread, man eating mash potatoes, grotesque green bean casserole, predatory pumpkin pie, and the most evil of them all, the sweet potato casserole! No one has claimed as many lives as the sweet potato.
Don't worry everyone. I'm not here to scare you. I am here to offer you the salvation of the RPGrinders! That's right. We are here to fight back against the tyranny of the holidays! There is no boat of gravy, no side of stuffing, and no wish bone that could ever stop us. We are here for you with gaming news, reviews, Stinkoes and maybe a surprise. With us, your safety is guaranteed.
Once the war against these "Happy Holidays" is over, the healing can begin. We can begin to look forward for new releases on the horizon. Games like Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana for the Switch 2, the English version of Azur Promilia, and the game adaption of the hit anime Apothecary Diaries: the False Imperial Brothers all arrive in 2027.
While you hide in your home waiting for this evil to pass, the Grinders can give your mind a slight reprieve with our newest reviews. Like the review of the controversial anime, Solo Leveling. Is the show worth your time? Is the fan base as toxic as the cranberry sauce? Does this show deserve the same level of hatred as the green bean casserole? Will it come back to haunt you like the baked beans?
If the reviews and the news can't save you, then maybe our Stinkoes can? Well, no they won't but they are still better than dealing with old drunk perverted uncles shoving turkey in their mouths as they talk about their addiction to animal porn and bath salts. Even the threat of World War 3 and the nukes in the hands of madmen is a better conversation than the drunk 50 something uncle talking about "sexy" racoons.
Did I say there may be a special surprise? Just like the mystery casserole your great aunt brings every year. You are going to have to take a bite to find out. Is that meat or a vegetable? No one will ever know.
As you face the horrors of the holidays, just remember that the Grinders are here to protect you. For you, we will rip out your cable wires, so the dreaded parade won't invade your home. We will cut the legs of all your tables, so everyone is forced to sit at the kid's table. If your neighbor already has their Christmas lights up, we will cut the power to their home. We are willing to eat all of the evil turkeys and all of the naughty pies. We will devour that stuffing of nightmares, and biscuits of doom. Our hunger for peace will defeat the likes of casseroles and steamed veggies. The Grinders won't let a crumb threaten you.
And now I'm kinda hungry.
Sweet potato casserole *drool*
Happy Hellidays!
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