Crickets

Cory and Jason valiantly fill the void (and the empty stool) with the latest metal chaos. After Jason reveals he somehow is somehow unaware of a classic, Cory forces him to confront “the old stuff” like it’s some kind of musical intervention. Randy remains ominously silent—either plotting or just judging—while the two fools dive into the new Wage War album and Dark Divine’s surprisingly metal take on Fleetwood Mac’s “Rhiannon.” Spoiler: hilarity, mild trauma, and zero adult supervision ensue.