Two Can Problem

Hear ye the tolling of bells, hear ye the pleading of the dead! Come forth, dear listeners, and ready yourselves for the most blackest of masses at the Mind Cinema, conducted with dark glee by Graham 'friend of Baphomet' Thomas and Luke 'upside down crucifix' Searle. That's right, our pitching duo have heeded the call of the Ouija board and have risen from their tombs on this All Hallows' Eve to furnish you with a pitch befitting the season...Bums on gravestones, everyone, and get ready for a tale full of sensual awakenings, transformations, eviscerations, and a beast unleashed in a sleepy Italian town - L’orrore comincia! Show Notes00:00 – 11:11 – Intro, what we have watched – The Devils (1971), The Ninth Configuration (1980)11:11 – 34:45 – Graham and Luke pitch Hellcat34:45 – 40:52 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we are already at the end of season 4, and what a season it's been - we've had self-aware robots saving an AI controlled Tokyo, criminal empires tearing themselves apart, Glen Powell (aaaaand a bonus Glen Campbell!) trapped in a Coen brothers nightmare, Star Wars pod racers careening across a scrapheap planet, Zendaya Bourne again, and so much more - but Graham and Luke aren't done yet! This week, as is the tradition for Racehorse Movies, our duo are pitching ideas for all 12 horse names from a race - this time to the newly promoted Hollywood Producer Andy...will he greenlight their ideas and shower them with spondulicks, or will he ash his cigar over their heads and drive off in his limo? Get inside the Mind Cinema one last time and find out....and fear not, we'll be back to pitch for you all again soon in Season 5!! Show Notes00:00 – 14:21 – Intro, what we have watched – Speed Racer (2008), Masters Of The Universe (2026), Ten Canoes (2006)14:21 – 1:27:50 – Andy, Graham and Luke pitch All The Horses!1:27:50 – 1:32:22 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we have a very special guest in the Mind Cinema, our very own red hot Producer Andy live on a red hot mic! He will be leading Graham and Luke through a pitch set in the near future, where the creation of a bit of software meant to bring people together, is in fact in danger of tearing them apart...will technology throw humankind into a dystopian nightmare, or will it be app-illy ever after for us all?? Bums on seats, and let's find out - not to mention, we have a bonus Producer Andy movie review to kick off the episode, it's chock-a-block in here! Show Notes00:00 – 15:00 – Intro, what we have watched – Contact (1997), Watchers (1988), Heel (2026)15:00 – 49:03 – Andy, Graham and Luke pitch The One We Dream Of49:03 – 53:00 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week after a couple of movie reviews, Graham and Luke stuff their cheeks with tissue paper and get ready to make you an offer you can't refuse! Come on into the Mind Cinema and slip on some concrete boots, while our duo pitch a sprawling, epic tale of a crime family rocked by the death of their Don. Will they keep their power over the city, or will they topple faster than Marlon Brando in the garden with an orange slice in his gob!? Show Notes00:00 – 10:48 – Intro, what we have watched – Surviving The Game (1994), Escape To Victory (1981)10:48 – 33:49 – Graham and Luke pitch City Of Diamonds33:49 – 37:50 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode we start things off with a real treat for you lovely listeners - a bumper bunch of reviews, with plenty of chomps, and a Joe Pesci movie marathon! Then it's time for Graham and Luke to lift us all off into SPAAAAAAAAACE! This week's pitch sees our duo project a dramatic, cynical sci-fact™ movie onto the Mind Cinema screen, where a husband and wife's marriage starts to break down almost as quickly as the damaged space station they are trying to repair - and all in front of hundreds of millions of viewers. In space, no one can hear you scream.....but rest assured everyone can see you be a terrible, cowardly, misogynist b*stard!Show Notes00:00 – 12:30 – Intro, what we have watched – Beast Of War (2025), With Honours (1994), Jimmy Hollywood (1994), The Super (1991)12:30 – 44:34 – Graham and Luke pitch Two Can Problem44:34 – 48:06 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week after a couple of movie reviews, Graham and Luke pitch a twisted tale about the pangs, pains and dangers of going back to where you came from, in a whip fast genre-switching small town American odyssey...will a big city reporter get lost, possibly forever, in the past he escaped years before? Will he be trapped, tortured and encased within a giant fire hydrant?! Will Graham get so het up he has an accidental Glen-age a trois mid-episode?! Let's get into the Mind Cinema, get those bums on seats, and find out!Show Notes00:00 – 09:35 – Intro, what we have watched – The Good Son (1993), The Ballad Of Wallis Island (2025)09:35 – 37:00 – Graham and Luke pitch Elm Creek37:00 – 42:21 – Casting and outroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Graham and Luke start the show by reviewing a couple of Paul Schrader movies from the 90s, before pulling on some ritualistic robes and getting all mystical with this week's pitch! Prepare thyself, dear listener, for a terrifying tale of two showmen who dabble too deeply into the occult, and spend the next 10 years paying for their dubious explorations...there will be wild visions (not just our two glorious pitchers), spectacular magic fights, portals to terrifying liminal spaces, and friendships torn asunder...beware, for this week, inside the Mind Cinema lays madness, art thou brave enough to enter?!Show Notes00:00 – 13:20 – Intro, what we have watched – Light Sleeper (1992), Affliction (1997)13:20 – 46:20 – Graham and Luke pitch On The Cards46:20 – 52:33 – Casting and outro Follow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week it's time for Graham and Luke to go head to head again, like a T-800 and a T-1000 tussling in a shopping mall corridor, or maybe that should be a Stallone and a Stone writhing about in a room sized shower...while James Woods shouts at everyone...erm...where were we?! Oh yeah, that's right we've got another 90s Film Quiz for you all to enjoy! Coming at Graham and Luke with more questions than a green spandex-clad, bowler-hatted Jim Carrey, is the masterful quizmaster Producer Andy - he's got props, puns and some fantastic questions for you all to play along with at home! Get set for more tension than a cup of coffee with De Niro and Pacino, and let's find out who wins this time!If you want to test your mettle with another quiz, check out this episode from Season 3!Show Notes00:00 – 06:07 – Intro, some 90s movie chatter (and bonus Bullseye talk)06:07 – 58:32 – Producer Andy's 90s Film Quiz!58:32 – 01:01:13 – OutroSPOILER ALERT - some of these will be answers in the quiz!If you've been inspired to check out some of the 90s movies in this episode, then here is the full list of ALL the movies we mention:Beyond The LawThe LimeyGrosse Point BlankInterview with a VampireLeon: The ProfessionalStarship TroopersNatural Born KillersCutthroat IslandTin CupThe Full MontyTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesDemolition ManAustin Power’s International Man of MysteryCandymanTerminator 2Air Force OneIndependence DayJurassic ParkGoldeneyeEnemy of the StateThe NetScreamStar Trek Generations, Star Trek First Contact, Star Trek InsurrectionTremorsDouble Impact, Timecop and Maximum RiskWayne’s WorldThe InsiderDead Man WalkingCarlito’s WayFrom Dusk Til DawnAnacondaOut of SightGods and MonstersThe Land GirlsThe MummyThe SiegeThe Bridges of Maddison CountyDeath Becomes HerThe PaperDumb and Dumber101 DalmatiansSomersbyAmistadContactThe RocketeerPsycho (1998)DogmaChain ReactionThe River WildFeel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, as well as reviews of a couple of forgotten 90s movie-gems, Graham and Luke dedicate the episode to a certain Hollywood star. That's right, it's time to pitch another star vehicle in the Mind Cinema! But who can the lucky star be?? Safe to say they have had their fair share of The Drama, and often leave audiences lost in a state of Euphoria thanks to their acting prowess...are our duo Challengers enough to pitch a movie fit for their many talents, or are they Dune-ed to fail?! Bums on seats everyone, and lets find out....here's hoping you're hungry for a big, thrilling slice of cerebral spy pie!If you fancy another couple of star vehicle pitches, head back to Season 2 for our Jack Nicholson special - Saint Davy & Call Me Lord!Show Notes00:00 – 09:29 – Intro, what we have watched – Bad Influence (1990), The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)09:29 – 30:33 – Graham and Luke pitch First Encounter30:33 – 32:31 – OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Graham and Luke kick things off with a couple of movie reviews, one old, one new - both great! Then our duo take you to a scrapheap, in a galaxy far far far away...to tell the tale of a young Podracer who yearns for a life amongst the stars...will their dreams of space travel be finally realised, or will they be crushed under the cosh of the evil Empire? Will Luke's brazen ignorance of Star Wars prove too much for Graham and Producer Andy to bear?? Cuddle up to your favourite Wookie, clear the Mynocks off of the screen, and let's get some Star Wars projected onto your Mind Cinemas!If your appetites have been truly whetted for some more space-themed pitches, check out Arceno’s Adventure from Season 1, Or Luna Run from Season 2!Show Notes00:00 – 10:07 – Intro, what we have watched – Blue Moon (2025), The Long Good Friday (1980)10:07 – 33:40 – Graham and Luke pitch Six Speed33:40 – 40:02 – Casting & OutroFollow us for all the latest Racehorse Movies news over on Instagram or feel free to drop us a line at [email protected], we would love to hear from you!See more creations from our imaginations at https://www.theneverpress.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.