PMP #50: AAA Games Suck Ween

The Monkeys return??? Nothing out of the ordinary here, its the same monkeys just talking about monkey stuff. Just a normal podcast that you can enjoy listening to with your ears. Just click on the episode and do nothing. Just sit back and listen and enjoy it for what it is. This is just a regular occurrence, nothing to worry about. Don’t be alarmed, don’t be concerned, don’t call the cops, everything is going to be okay. Just enjoy the episode and then when it’s done just go about your life, just continue on like nothing happened. It’s just a classic resurgence. Also Ryan is still fat and dumb.

After their three month hiatus, the Monkeys reconvene for one final episode of the world’s smelliest podcast. We recap the show, do some "fan service," and talk about horse wieners.

Today we discuss how the Among Us era has finally come to an end, and how AAA gaming studios have not been putting out great titles recently. Thanks for 50 episodes!!!

Uh oh, is YouTube banning dislikes because everyone is being a big weenie???!!! Never mind that because Jeffrey Starr got into a car accident!!! We also deconstruct the sexual tension in the Godzilla vs. Kong movie, discuss the perseverance of Among Us and the effect it has had on The Tonight Show, and even an in-depth review of the best game on the app store: Twerk Hero. Oh yeah and Jake Paul fought someone.

Pringles has space bird meat from Halo???!!! That's right, Pringles launched a space ostrich flavor from Halo. Yeah we are just as confused as you are. We also discuss the failure that will be the Powerpuff live action show on the CW. Roblox hits the NYSE, and Avatar overtakes Endgame as the #1 highest-grossing film... again… oh boy. Join the server.  

Microsoft is buying Discord??? That's right, it is rumored that Microsoft is buying Discord for 10 billion buckaroos, that's a lot of money. Also Paramount+ is trying to be unique with The Patrick Starr Show but we aren't buying it. Lola Bunny is also joining the DCEU, whatever that means. Speaking of the DCEU we have a heated debate on whether the Snyder Cut was good or not.. Join the server.

Annoying Orange is annoying???!!! You heard it here first, after 12 years we have discovered that Annoying Orange is actually really annoying along with Fred the screaming man-child. We also discuss Sony’s State of Play failure, Lady Gaga’s dog thief $500K bounty, and a four hour Justice League. It’s gonna get sploogetacular. Join the Discord server.

The Monkeys have returned. Well at least two of us. This time we discuss the Sonic movie sequel, a Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy (please no), the disappointing Nintendo Direct, PewDiePie’s diss track ban, and the failure of modern kids entertainment especially in Roblox tycoons. Discord server.

What’s up monkeys and monkettes! Today we discuss this whole GameStop situation and how those meanies on Wall Street got involved. We also talk about Microsoft’s Xbox Live price hike and how they pulled the classic "sike move." There is also a Borderlands movie and a Harry Potter TV series coming out I guess!!! Join our Discord server.

The boys recap and discuss the first year of the podcast! Thank you to all for being here, and stay tuned for another year of monke! Join our Discord server.