7. Diamonds are Forever

Diamonds may be forever, but the wait for this episode isn't! After a scant ten month hiatus, Lawrence and Andrew return, once more, to bore you more rigid that James Bond at a Daddy Issues convention with their review of the frankly - spoiler - dreadful last official outing of Sean Connery, in the role.  It has an elephant in it.

Good news, "everyone"! Premium Bond (the James Bond themed podcast you didn't even know you had no interest in) has returned, with a shiny new co-host and all the shiny old technological malfunctions to boot! Join myself, Lawrence Tucker and brand new human Andrew Neary as we delve into the murky, sexist, racist and generally a bit rubbish world of George Lazenby's singular 007 offering - On Her Majesty's Secret Service. He may not have been here for a long time, but by God he was here for a good time.

Have you ever heard of O.K. Connery- the 1967 barely legal parody of the Bond franchise, starring Sean Connery's actual real life brother, Neil? Neither had we! Hey, here's a thought! Why not join us on this exciting journey of discovery of exactly how batshit mental Italian film-making in the 60s could be?

Having survived a lengthy Japanesification process, only to see the results and decide that yeah, ultimately it might be a /bit/ much, Lawrence and Gerard return to talk more about that thing you pretty much only ever watch at Christmas. This time we travel far to the east for the fifth film in the Bond Franchise: You Only Live Twice.

Our uniquely negative, pedantic and frankly repellent take on the poorly cobbled together fourth installment in EON production's James Bond franchise: Thunderball

We beckon you into our web of sin but DO go in! A little late, but obviously worth the wait; please enjoy our review of the third EON productions film in the Bond series: Goldprick.

Somehow we have managed to push out our turgid second episode without getting bored or giving up! Please to enjoy our uniquely negative take on the second film in the EON Productions James Bond franchise: From Russia With Love. Spoilers: It isn't as good as you remember.

A re-upload of our simpleton's review of the first EON productions film in the James Bond franchise; Dr. No, with all the horrible little audio glitches taken out. Enjoy, you pigs!