11 – Stolen

Andy is back and just in time to have a portion of his life "Stolen" by this weeks offering. Also, holiday games and more!

This week sees Paul subbed in to explain why skiing is cooler than snowboarding. Prepare for some solid reminiscing with far less swearing but exactly the same amount of games.

As the 19th anniversary of the PS2’s release comes around, Andy and Biddie honour it in the only way they know how - a quiz and a game about an overexcited underground mc ruining people’s cars.

Andy and Biddie talk about their favourite PS2 soundtracks before begrudgingly booting up this disasterpiece of a game. There were literally no other reviews of it available on the internet so this is the only way you can decide whether to buy it or not.

In a shock turn of events public opinion has led Andy and Biddie to play a Tony Hawk’s game. Will it rekindle the passions of their youth or besmirch the memories they hold so dear?

Andy and Biddie hand out hastily glued together awards for “best lead character” and “most frustrating PS2 game ever” before taking the piss out of Mace Griffin with his name like a personal defence spray.

Disclaimer: if you drive trucks for a living, you should not listen to this episode. Apart from the unrealistic representation of the haulage business and disregard for workforce safety, you may be offended deeply and personally. Who will be king of the road? Probably neither of us due to poor track design.

Little Britain: The video game is the second lowest rated game ever on Gamerankings. Andy and Biddie discuss whether the death penalty should be re-introduced for special circumstances such as these.

Listen to Andy accidentally get addicted to Blade II despite one of the worst combat systems we’ve ever encountered. This game was immortalised by one ZiftK on metacritic who wrote “This game suck,enough said. Those who like it...... poor morons” and we’re inclined to agree.

A shocking last minute discovery sees Biddie and Andy toss out Rugby 06 in favour of a game that attaches little value to the use of safety equipment... or game development for that matter.