Episode 9 - Panic Station Under Attack!

Dorian brings together two people from different backgrounds for a healthy exchange of views and, ideally, to tear each other to shreds for clicks... Cast: Will Hislop Celeste Dring Ed Jones Verona Rose Adrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every Day is Remembrance Day for the patriots at Panic Station. Dorian and the team are so eager to not forget the huge sacrifices made by our brave veterans that they kidnap one of them. Cast: Will Hislop Celeste Dring Ed Jones Adrian Gray  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dorian accidentally inspires a terrible crime whilst standing up for real British people.  Cast: Will Hislop Ed Jones Celeste Dring Adrian Gray  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Panic Station is in trouble with Ofcom for allowing a Reform MP to interview himself. Cast: Will Hislop Ed Jones Celeste Dring Adrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

History Professor Daniel Sterking goes undercover on a migrant boat, possibly doing brown face, to prove how Britain lays on a red carpet for illegal immigrants Cast: Will Hislop Ed Jones Rose Johnson Adrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dorian proves how easy it is for a man to infiltrate and ruin women's sport: all they have to do is claim to be a woman, and quickly neck enough hormone drugs to burst their stomach wall. CAST Will Hislop Ed Jones Celeste Dring Adrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dorian is unable to show Britain how disgusting it is when a drag artist reads to small children after the event in question is cancelled due to death threats; so the Panic Station team arrange their own drag reading event to show just why these disgusting events should never happen.  Starring Will Hislop Ed Jones Celeste Dring Adrian Gray  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dorian is furious after being edited out of his new movie Megashark 5 - it's a free speech issue, probably. AND it undermines the logic of the whole genetically modified gigantic shark franchise.  Starring:Will HislopEd JonesCeleste DringAdrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dorian announces that multiculturalism simply hasn't worked; it's a shame, it was an interesting experiment but it’s time to hold our hands up and say, you should all just go back now.  Starring: Will Hislop Ed Jones Celeste Dring Adrian Gray Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An intrepid Panic Station correspondent enters a terrifying no go zone: Birmingham.  Starting: Will Hislop Ed Jones Celeste Dring Adrian Gray  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices