Let's All Hide

Devastating to watch the clip on Instagram of Amol Rajan walking out of the BBC for the last time (apart from the inevitable media punditry when no-one else is available and possible One Show autobiography plugging). Although mildly gratifying to see literally no-one bothering to watch him blow a kiss to the building while I feel my own epididymis tying itself into a knot. Anyway. Here's the exciting future - straight from the horse's mouth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Quite the Hiatus, I am back to tell you WHY I've been so quiet and also to tell you WHAT TO DO erm if that's ALRIGHT WITH YOU. Go to www.CornershopShowdown.com. NOW. Thank you xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today! Pistachios! Walnuts! And going nuts! Plus, the deeply contradictory nature of the English language.Oh, and here's how to make Muhammarah, courtesy of one of my absolute favourite youtube channels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX4TAbr6o5k Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Easter! And 'alleluia' as Jacob Rees-Mogg likes to tweet, which feels so appropriate. Today: Home brewing! Tony Blair! Trump doing an impression of a guy called John Barron! Fine. Here's the article I mentioned in the podcast: https://www.lighthousereports.com/investigation/blair-and-the-billionaire/If you fancy supporting this sort of thing, head to patreon.com/jakeyappxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's Metro dissected, for no good reason, and a Pete Hegseth 90s pop rap, because it just absolutely feels like his jam. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which Eckhart Tolle sings the latest from his new album, 'By Eck', and we perhaps, finally deal with the Rat Situation, after, frankly, a lot of sh*t. Hello! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! This week: By-election trollols, Andy n Mandy, and some STONKING observational comedy for you. I cannot get behind the word stonking. I am sorry. If you'd like to support me in the bizarre output I produce, I *think* there's a paypal QR code on this ep... Join us on Olvid! We're Having Fun. Email itsnottodaypod at gmail.com if you want to come and play.OK CALM DOWN OK BYE XXX Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I called this episode that because I think in all my staring-at-my-shoes waffle, I didn't actually mention the bloody URL. All a bit manic. How are you? You alright? Next week will be so much better. SO much. You don't even know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe feels like the UK has been colonised. NOT BY HIM. Meanwhile, my workroom has been colonised, by an Actual Rat. LOLS APLENTY. Plus an imaginary conversation with an LBC presenter, The Muppets Shawshank Redemption, and your latest Amol Rajan programme formats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And Daddy Mamdani can look after us now. Have a look at peertube.tv. It's Definitely The Future Yeah No Definitely Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.