Dear Crinkle Episode 79: To Parkour or Not to Parkour, Chews with Their Mouth Open, and Guess What — You’ll Find Out

SPECIAL EDITION: Life Can Be Hard (ft. “I’m almost 30 and now what?” and “I can’t help it if men fall for me and want something serious” Paula Poundstone, her manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull offer unqualified, but possibly helpful advice on the comedy podcast. Need advice?  We may have an answer.  Email us at [email protected].  New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New listeners, start here! For our 400th episode, we’re celebrating by explaining the unexplainable - our long, weird, and in-joke laden history. Join us for nostalgia, games, good times, and the inevitable reopening of old wounds! HOUSE BAND Bill Connell SPONSORS 20% OFF better plants and better growing at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code PAULA at checkout.  For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula Poundstone, her manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull on Dear Crinkle, America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode — and climbing the charts. This week:  Problems galore, which we certainly are equipped to explore.  Need advice?  We may have an answer.  Email us at [email protected].  New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nice podcast you got there…. It’d be a shame if something should happen to it! Maybe we need insurance. Expert Martin Grace is here to assess our risks. And then, Poundstone is here to assess our veracity - it’s “Paula’s Fact Finding Fiesta!” GUEST Martin Grace Clement T. and Sylvia Hanson Family Chair, Faculty Director, Vaughan Institute, and Professor tippie.uiowa.edu HOUSE BAND Kristen LeJeune SPONSORS 20% OFF better plants and better growing at FastGrowingTrees.com using the code PAULA at checkout.  For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula Poundstone, her manager Bonnie Burns (aka “Captain Crinkle”), Adam Felber, and Toni Anita Hull on Dear Crinkle, America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode — and climbing the charts. This week:  What do the Crinklers say about our sage advice for their Wrinkles? Got a problem?  We may have an answer.  Email us at [email protected].  New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay, we had a Shoebill “expert,” but now we’ve got a Shoebill expert - Traci James from ZooTampa! And then we’ve got a complete non-expert avoiding the topic entirely - it’s “Garden Time with Captain Crinkle!” GUEST Traci James zootampa.org HOUSE BAND Chris Erickson SPONSORS For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Paula Poundstone, Paula’s manager (Bonnie Burns aka “Captain Crinkle” and Adam Felber for advice on life’s most pressing problems on Dear Crinkle, America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. Need advice? Email us at [email protected].  New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve got an entire episode on the rocks! First Ben Sheehan returns to help us break down this winter of ICE, and then Bonnie and Toni offer a new Oral Report on… Greenland! GUEST Ben Sheehan bensheehan.substack.com @bensheehan HOUSE BAND Andra Bohnet andrabohnet.com SPONSORS For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 YearGo to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join our completely unqualified panel for their advice on life’s most pressing problems on Dear Crinkle, America’s #1 comedy advice mini-sode and climbing the charts. Need advice? Email us at [email protected].  New episode every Thursday. New episode every Thursday. #dearcrinkle #PaulaPoundstone #CaptainCrinkle #Comedyminisode #ComedyAdvice #nobodylistenstopaulapoundstone #NLTPP #BonnieBurns #AdamFelber #comedy podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What can we say? We have no idea! But 1st Amendment expert Cathy Gellis does! In fact we feel so free that we’re subsequently ready to do another Poundstone Riddle Invitational! GUEST Cathy Gellis cathygellis.com @cathygellis.bsky.social HOUSE BAND Tim Crump https://m.soundcloud.com/tim-c-832653476 Email: [email protected] to preorder his new album SPONSORS For a limited time our listeners are getting a free Shimmer Face Oil on their first purchase when they use code POUNDSTONE at checkout. ⁠Jonesroadbeauty.com⁠ and use code POUNDSTONE at checkout! For a limited time, try OneSkin with 15% off using code PAULA at oneskin.co/PAULA For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% OFF select Lola Blankets products with code PAULA at checkout. LolaBlankets.com⁠  Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeylove at honeylove.com/PAULA Warby Parker gives you quality & better-looking prescription eyewear at a fraction of the going price. Our listeners get 15% + Free Shipping when they buy 2 or more pairs of prescription glasses at WarbyParker.com/[PAULA] For a limited time, Prolon is offering Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/NOBODY Eat smart at ⁠FactorMeals.com/paula50off⁠ and use code paula50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year Go to ⁠Quince.com/nobody⁠ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices