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On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the chaos and comedy of pre-season. From Oasis gigs in Dublin to dodgy roly-polys after a last-minute winner, the lads unpack the highs and lows of football’s return.Pete relives opening-day nightmares, bizarre pre-match routines, and superstitions about kits and boots, while Chris and Sids share the fan’s perspective on renewing season tickets, spotting familiar characters in the stands, and suffering the agony of “that one voice” in the crowd that cuts through everything.We also hear about disastrous goal celebrations, iconic supporters who deserve cult hero status, and whether football has gone too far with grip socks and fashionable penalties.It’s all pre-season nostalgia, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs as the boys gear up for another season.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Pete’s return and Oasis in Dublin story00:06:17 – First impressions of Villa vs Newcastle opening-day clash00:07:42 – Brighton v Fulham result and Pete’s league bragging rights00:12:07 – Sunderland and Leeds back in the Premier League spotlight00:14:02 – Being alone vs family life balance00:17:12 – Hilarious story of sneaking over the gate00:21:42 – The speculation around players clapping fans and transfer rumours00:25:35 – Pete on West Ham’s struggles and survival battles00:29:23 – Big weekend preview: Man City vs Spurs00:42:29 – Pre-season discussion officially begins00:47:06 – Pete’s nightmare opening day at Stoke City00:49:03 – Getting battered at Stamford Bridge by Deco’s Chelsea00:52:11 – The fan who haunted Pete every week at Spurs00:55:15 – Season ticket traditions and football friendships01:03:22 – Stories of players injured during wild goal celebrations01:08:58 – Pete’s infamous failed roly-poly celebration unearthed01:18:05 – Rant on grip socks, referees, and fashionable penaltiesFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back for this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast! We return from our summer break with a very special episode featuring reigning PDC World Champion Luke "The Nuke" Littler. At just 18 years old, Luke has taken the darts world by storm, rising from pub leagues to global stardom in record time.Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into Luke’s rapid journey, from his first throws as a kid to competing — and winning — on the biggest stages.Luke talks candidly about dealing with sudden fame, staying grounded with his mates, meeting sporting heroes like Sir Alex Ferguson and Wayne Rooney, and the surreal moment he took the World Championship trophy to Old Trafford.Plus, we hear about his love for KP nuts, his driving theory test nerves, and the mindset tricks that keep him calm at the oche. Expect big laughs, surprising confessions, and a few dartboard challenges thrown in for good measure.We also catch up on the latest transfers, our first week of predictions, and issue a brief reminder to Pete that he has an outstanding IOU on a forfeit…Oh it’s good to be back.Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Back from summer break; lads catch up and talk about the new podcast format.00:04:16 – Sad news: Samira restaurant closes, with funny and nostalgic stories from visits.00:09:29 – Transfer gossip kicks off – Sunderland’s announcement video, player knowledge, and awkward intros.00:12:05 – Jack Grealish to Everton rumours and how the system could suit him.00:14:33 – Crystal Palace discussion: key players, Conference League drama, and unfair rulings.00:17:12 – Will Hughes shout-out and Conference League chances.00:18:06 – Predictions segment starts with Arsenal v Man United and Tucker’s 19 involvement.00:23:01 – Debate over managers coaching from opposite touchlines.00:26:21 – Tucker’s 19 predictions revealed for upcoming fixtures.00:28:05 – Villa v Newcastle preview and more predictions.00:34:21 – Brighton v Fulham predictions before Luke Littler joins.00:35:54 – Luke Littler arrives – warm welcome and first dart throws with the lads.00:37:26 – Luke on going from pub darts to global fame and dealing with attention.00:41:24 – How Luke copes with media, stays grounded, and avoids showing frustration.00:43:00 – Meeting sporting heroes – Rooney, Ferguson, and surreal fan moments.00:46:05 – Luke’s early days in darts, playing pub leagues from the age of 9.00:50:16 – Talking favourite legs, nine-darters, and the mental edge in competition.00:56:09 – Life on tour: food, travel, and the realities of the darts circuit.Check out Grass Gains: https://www.grassgains.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOopGnZTHnwjsjSubs2LKImqj5Zzrm2Dq5wUwqUQDbIZdF54tNgT2Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by former Arsenal and Nottingham Forest midfielder Henri Lansbury—a man known for his composed playmaking style, his Premier League journey, and now, his unexpected new life as a lawn-care entrepreneur.Henri gets candid about a life-changing diagnosis—testicular cancer—and opens up on how he discovered it, why he kept it quiet during his career, and how football dressing room culture shaped his response. In a powerful, funny, and refreshingly honest chat, Henri explains the moment he realised something was wrong, the speed of his surgery, and how football banter helped him process it all.The lads also dive into Henri’s career journey through Arsenal’s elite youth system, wild loan spells at Scunthorpe and Norwich, and his glory years at Forest. There’s even time to talk about robot lawn mowers, silent discos, and how Henri went from footballer to founder of Grass Gains, the fertiliser brand making waves in Premier League stadiums and home gardens alike.Stick around to hear some top-class football nostalgia, locker room laughs, and the kind of heartfelt real talk that this podcast delivers best.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro02:30 – Crouchfest at Glastonbury?06:00 – Henri Lansbury’s Arsenal roots and elite youth training13:00 – Loan life at Scunthorpe: “Where the f*** is Scunthorpe?”20:30 – Training on a farmer’s field with rats24:10 – Life-changing moment: discovering the lump25:40 – Immediate surgery and hiding the truth from his club26:50 – The football banter that helped him heal28:30 – Why he didn’t tell anyone and why he’s speaking now34:20 – Lansbury’s best football years: Forest and Villa38:00 – The unexpected rise of Grass Gains fertiliser41:30 – Supplying professional stadiums (secretly)45:00 – Billy Davies’ paranoia and man management47:20 – Jack Grealish at Villa vs now: “He just took the piss!”Check out Grass Gains: https://www.grassgains.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOopGnZTHnwjsjSubs2LKImqj5Zzrm2Dq5wUwqUQDbIZdF54tNgT2Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell reunite to discuss the state of modern football—and it’s safe to say, the game has well and truly gone. From nostalgic takes on goal celebrations to fuming over financial fair play, the lads aren’t holding back.Chris discusses his injury from a rogue five-year-old’s high five, Steve shares his story about proposing again on his 20th wedding anniversary, and Crouchy flexes his new golf trophy win, sparking a movement to secure him VIP parking across the UK.But it’s the main debate that steals the show—“has football officially lost the plot?” The team deep dive into everything that grinds their gears about the modern game: players filming with phones on the pitch, soulless shirt sponsors, managers refusing to adapt tactics, and the death of spontaneity in football moments thanks to VAR. Plus, we use AI to generate Sids a FAKE girlfriend in the Chumbawumbar… trust us, this one's a belter.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Reunion and travel debreif01:04 – Steve’s second wedding proposal08:22 – Chris’s bizarre injury from a child09:00 – Crouchy wins a golf tournament (and calls for VIP parking)12:51 – Episode theme: “The Game’s Gone”14:02 – Has VAR killed the magic of football?16:57 – Rant about players filming with phones on the pitch22:14 – Fake AI girlfriend?!25:26 – Financial Fair Play and club punishments28:09 – Selling homegrown players to game the system33:11 – Why do all managers now play the same tactics?39:06 – Crouchy wants the return of the magic sponge45:03 – Throw-ins vs. kick-ins: the lads reimagine the gameFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris welcome Welsh legend Hal Robson-Kanu on the pod!From youth football rejection to that unforgettable Cruyff turn goal at Euro 2016, Hal opens up about his rollercoaster of a career—one that includes two ACL ruptures, founding a multi-million pound wellness brand, and becoming Wales’ unlikely hero on the global stage.The lads dig deep into Hal’s journey, how his homemade turmeric shots went from his dad’s blender to supermarket shelves, and why inflammation might be the root of most modern-day health issues.There’s talk of brutal Premier League realities, the dressing room dynamics no one sees, and how football still fails players when it comes to mental health.Plus, what it’s really like being a boot boy for the one and only Steve Sidwell, why David Ginola was tight at Christmas, and the story behind how a promised £50-a-goal bonus proved surprisingly lucrative for a young Robson-Kanu.It's a brutally honest, hilarious, and inspiring insight into a career that's anything but ordinary.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introduction02:39 – Hal explains the brutal knee injuries that nearly ended his career05:31 – How a homemade turmeric blend made Hal pain-free in 6 weeks10:22 – Discovering other turmeric drinks were “glorified apple juice”13:05 – The transition from footballer to founder of The Turmeric Co18:14 – Arsenal rejection: Hal’s emotional first career setback21:08 – Why boot boys mattered and how that’s now lost in modern football25:17 – Going head-to-head with Coca-Cola: Hal’s startup battles the giants27:19 – “The Wales of wellness” – Euro 2016 and the underdog mentality35:08 – The legacy of Gary Speed and changing Welsh football forever38:36 – Breaking down that Euro 2016 goal vs Belgium—step by step44:18 – The hidden sacrifices of being a professional footballer47:02 – Depression in football: “There’s more than in any other industry”55:00 – What’’s Gareth Bale really like?Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA Check out The Tumeric Co: https://theturmeric.co/?tw_source=google&tw_adid=708157495343&tw_campaign=7849628782&tw_kwdid=kwd-419768594878&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=7849628782&gbraid=0AAAAACp5U-P796xb6MtfvlpW_ovT2_zCW&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3_eS6N6RjgMVCYxQBh16bjEGEAAYASAAEgJtFPD_BwEFor more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by none other than Martin Tyler – the legendary commentator affectionately known across the world as the voice of football.With a career spanning over five decades, Martin reflects on iconic moments behind the mic – from “Collymore closing in!” to Aguero’s title-winning goal. He shares the unseen prep behind a commentator’s job, how he once nearly turned down the TV gig entirely, and the surreal reality of being more recognised for his voice than his face.Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dig into Tyler’s personal story: from his grassroots beginnings, non-league coaching adventures, close friendships with legendary managers, and why even now, aged 78, he’s still chasing energy and the joy of football.It’s a nostalgic, surprisingly emotional, and often hilarious look at the man behind some of football’s most spine-tingling moments.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro01:30 – Martin Tyler reflects on first meeting Crouch during Youth Cup04:00 – Ron Atkinson’s phone call about teenage Crouchy06:30 – Tyler’s first football memory: Woking in 195308:30 – Nearly turning down a career in television10:40 – “Collymore closing in!” and Aguero’s title winner17:00 – Why Tyler still does all his own research25:00 – On staying neutral and reacting to big moments33:00 – Sir Alex Ferguson calls him at home after Sunderland match41:00 – Working with Thomas Frank & the beauty of access45:00 – Tyler’s favourite football day: Woking at Wembley and Blackburn’s title51:00 – Still chasing the energy: Tyler on love, ageing, and staying relevantFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Nigerian football icon John Obi Mikel—AFCON & Champions League winner, Olympic medalist, and a legend of Chelsea’s golden era.Mikel opens up about everything: from the infamous tackle Crouchy dished out on him, to going toe-to-toe with Roy Keane in Manchester, Mourinho’s ruthless tactics, and why he turned down Manchester United after signing with them.The lads dive into Mikel’s explosive transfer saga—complete with missing persons reports and undercover meetings with Roman Abramovich—his unfiltered take on the corruption in African football, and the moment he personally funded a flight for Nigeria’s Olympic squad to keep their dreams alive.You’ll hear stories about Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Mo Salah, Kevin De Bruyne, and why Mourinho made Salah cry. This one’s full of heavyweight moments from one of the coolest heads ever to grace a football pitch.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introduction03:00 – Power of podcasting and reconnecting with football friends00:04:00 – Peter Crouch apologises for the worst tackle he’s ever made00:08:00 – Mikel reflects on the brutal Chelsea vs Liverpool battles00:12:00 – Training ground fights at Chelsea and Kalou vs Ballack bust-up00:16:00 – Mourinho's demand: “Defend your teammates—or else”00:18:00 – Mourinho breaks Mo Salah: “He started crying in the dressing room”00:20:00 – “Mourinho sent me to train with the reserves”00:26:00 – Mikel’s kidnap story and smuggling out of Norway00:33:00 – Roman Abramovich’s undercover meeting with Mikel00:35:00 – Winning AFCON for Nigeria and the pressure from the entire country00:43:00 – “I paid for our Olympic team’s flight myself”00:46:00 – Mikel’s Champions League final: “I bossed that midfield”Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are let loose on a (questionable) pub quiz, taking on the ultimate test of football knowledge—and things go completely off-script.With producer Jamie stepping in as quizmaster, Pete, Chris, and Sids are thrown into a whirlwind of Premier League trivia, bizarre football stats, and the kind of curveball questions that make you question everything you thought you knew about the beautiful game.But in true pod fashion, it’s far from plain sailing. There's chaos over pancake maths, debates about walking stats, a very public golfing humiliation, and an absolutely mental story involving a premier league legend gifting Chris Stark’s mum some cheese (yes, really).There are shoutouts to podcast icon Tucker’s 19, beefs with rival podcasts, and even a passionate debate on gas vs. charcoal.Play along, keep score, and let us know in the comments how you did. But be warned—some of these questions will do you in.Chumbawamba 02:25 – the golf swing fail seen ‘round the internet.07:03 – The surprise quiz episode.00:08:11 – Are quizzes… erotic?00:09:43 – Quiz begins: Who kept a clean sheet against Liverpool?00:14:13 – 3 clean sheets leaves the lads stumped00:20:03 – “Tucker’s 19” becomes an elite in-joke.00:23:07 – Revealing the Premier League’s top walker…00:26:05 – Who is the slowest player in the league?00:30:02 – Can you trigger a speed camera on foot?00:42:24 – The UK eats HOW many pancakes in one day?!00:46:11 – Chris reveals who used to send his mum cheese.00:52:49 – Listener idea: Golden Goal with a twist – remove a player every 3 minutes!Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AD | In this very special Father’s Day bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, made possible by Courvoisier, Peter Crouch is joined solo by his mentor, former boss, and true father figure in football - the legendary football manager Harry Redknapp. From Spurs, Portsmouth, and Southampton, Harry managed Crouchy across three decades of his career.The two dive deep into the moments that defined their journeys together: transfers that almost didn’t happen, career-saving confidence boosts, Premier League relegation battles, Champions League highs, and Redknapp's unique man-management style that helped turn raw talent into England internationals.They share stories of Defoe, Modrić, Bale, Di Canio, and the changing face of football management, from player recruitment to youth development.It’s a laugh-filled, honest, and nostalgic look at the beautiful game, and a heartfelt tribute to the managers and father figures who shape careers—and lives, thanks to Courvoisier! Please drink responsibly.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introducing the Courvoisier Father’s Day Special02:00 – Golf with Tony Pulis03:07 – Crouch = Basketball Player?04:23 – Premier League Struggles08:14 – England Calling12:04 – Champions League Qualification14:10 – Sent Off in Madrid20:26 – Modern Football Rant25:05 – Academy Disconnect27:41 – Signing Di Canio28:20 – The Bournemouth Revolution32:30 – Signing offCelebrate the father figures in your life – A thoughtfully curated gift box designed to show appreciation for all the role models who make a difference. Buy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F486RG34?&ref=smrp_uk_cl_370_Campari_ig_B0F486RG34_Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For Courvoisier:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/courvoisier/?hl=enFor more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris (with Sids still on the beach) dive headfirst into the hilarious and often cringe world of footballers in adverts. From Crouchy’s proudest Pringles moment to the beauty of the Jamie Vardy Thailand ad, nothing is off limits.The boys reminisce over iconic commercials—from the Carlsberg Sunday League masterpiece to Owen’s iconic Dubai helicopter advert—and question whether footballers should ever really act again.Crouchy shares tales from the set with Fabregas and Anelka, while the lads dissect Cristiano Ronaldo’s truly bewildering Shopee ad and discuss the genius of Burger King's Stevenage FIFA hack.We also hear from listeners: should clubs pick players based on acting skills? And what really is the greatest beer of all time? Airport beer? Train beer? Christmas Guinness? The debate gets rowdy, nostalgic, and weirdly emotional.Chumbawamba 00:00 – The Glastonbury news incident…00:02:40 – The saga of “Bugger Me Thrice” continues00:04:44 – Crouchy introduces the footballers-in-adverts theme00:05:42 – Carlsberg's legendary Sunday League ad breakdown00:10:12 – Crouchy’s FIFA Street cover story00:11:12 – Crouchy’s Pringles ad story w/ Fabregas, Kuyt, & Anelka00:15:04 – The lads’ marketing brainstorm for the podcast00:18:17 – That Michale Owen ad breakdown00:20:30 – Giggs, Evra & Rooney: accidentally hilarious wine advert00:23:36 – Jamie Vardy’s Thai stadium commercial00:27:26 – How Beckham changed footballer endorsements forever00:43:00 – The greatest beer of all time debate gets realFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.