Hot Girl Problems, ft. E-Lania

Naikee talks about the glam and the gore of FFS recovery, Virtua finally tells all about her new, perfect, love-filled life, and Pepsi still claims that there's more than men for the bottom gals.Recorded: 25 May 2022.Bibliography:Naikee's InstagramLady socials:Pepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)

The girls meet with community icon and the nails of Berlin herself, Naikee, to discuss the easy, painless, and totally affordable process trans girls need to go through in order to have a successful Grindr career: FFS!Bibliography:Naikee's InstagramLady socials:Pepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)

We get it, it's nice to be as hot as we are, but do you think it's easy to deal with all these sexy people that want to suck and fuck with us? What's a good, God-fearing girl to do in this crazy, sexy, fast dating landscape?! This week the girls meet with ex-Mormon and good girl icon E-Lania, in order to figure this all out.Lady socials:Pepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)Artwork credit:Link

This week the girls have to repress their raging homophobia in order to meet the company's diversity quota. Tragically, though, HR  found a homosexual subject so charming and talented that Virtua has decided to de-transition... Meet the incomparable Hubol!Artwork by Hubol.Bibliography:Hubol's TwitterHubol's OuvreThomas the Tank Engine's dark spinoffPikmin musicLady socials:Pepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)

Pepsi's back from her research trip to NYC and along with Virtua, they have written and performed a journalistic work for the consideration of the Nobel Podcasting Prize committee.Lady socials:Pepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)Artwork credit:https://www.deviantart.com/frankrt/art/Faces-and-Voices-3-1-426178186

While the European girls worry about getting their pussies nuked, Pepsi's enjoying the high life in NYC like a pre-war Russian oligarch, and she's not above rubbing her ostentatious, eczema-ridden lifestyle in our faces.Bibliography:Ed's InstagramFaith RinggoldLady socials:Pepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryArtwork credit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJmQSC986-oMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)

This week the girls celebrate the 10th anniversary of this steaming pile of diamonds by listening and reacting to you, the girls!PS. I want to add the bibliography but I'm procrastinating too much and need to work : D Lady socials:Pepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryArtwork credit:https://www.deviantart.com/hezuneutral/art/All-Sonic-girls-265981091Music credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)"

This week the girls talk about the legend herself, Caitlyn Jenner, and why she's the best trans. Then Pepsi helps Virtua reboot her Tinder career so that she can start fucking cringe randos like a normal, depressed trans... Plus, a big announcement about our 10th Anniversary Giveaway!VOICE MAIL:https://www.speakpipe.com/NewGenesisOnlineLady socials:Pepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)

We're sorry, everyone. We have to interrupt your weekly The M4trix Aftershow broadcast, in order to expose the sexiest, most conventional, not at all awkward or depressing... adult fantasies and desires ever held by anyone in history. We might be too petite to handle all this sexy information, however, so please, root for us!Episode art by Max.Lady socials:Max's twitterPepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)

Judas is shaking after Virtua's betrayal of Pepsi. The moment she got distracted she got stabbed in the back and swiftly replaced. With whom!? Well, with none other than our lovable arch-enemy Max, who has come to the studio to set the record straight about who the fuck she is, and how she became a beloved character in the NGO cinematic universe.Episode art by Max.Bibliography:Max's digimon from hellLady socials:Max's twitterPepsi's TwitterVirtua's personal diaryMusic credits:loveaddictspropyl hexedrineoverdose - early fairytale (intro)Yem Gel - Sheld; C'Gate (outro)