Will we FINALLY have s*x?! 🥵

While Jamie and Sophie are off getting ready to welcome Baby Laing into the world, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with a special throwback episode!This week, we’re revisiting the first EVER episode of NearlyWeds. Jamie shares the moment he realised he was in love with Sophie AND we relive the proposal, including the part where things got seriously HEATED. 🔥PLUS, the couple reflect on some hilarious MIC era antics and dive deep into the chaos of planning their wedding.Hope you enjoy this cheeky glimpse into the past! It’s wild to hear how much has changed… and how much really, truly hasn’t.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: @jacksuddaby_ & Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Alex ReedVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the final episode of NearlyParents! With Sophie heading off on mat leave and Baby Laing arriving soon, it’s time to look back on the highs, the lows, and all the glorious madness in between.  💖Hold on to your private parts — Sophie spills the tea on her latest pregnancy symptom, lightning crotch ⚡️ — while Jamie tries to wrap his head around how a baby can possibly breathe underwater in the womb!?The pair take a trip down memory lane as they listen back to the first EVER episode they recorded together, and are nearly brought to tears by some final words of wisdom from friends, family, and a few very special celebrity parents.PLUS: loads of presents, throwbacks, and one very… unconventional cake. 🍰And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Huge thanks to...Superfly from ALRMusic: https://www.instagram.com/alrmusic/ https://www.instagram.com/alexleroux1/Hart Medical: https://hartmedical.co.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/hart.medical/UK Bungee Club: https://ukbungee.co.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/ukbungee/Cakes by Devine Bakes: https://www.instagram.com/devine_bakes/—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Lydia Brownell & Alex ReedVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our second-to-last episode before Baby Laing arrives, and things are as chaotic as ever! 🧸Jamie’s under pressure to finally pass his driving test, Sophie’s battling intense pregnancy cravings, and the two of them get into a very serious discussion about why Sophie absolutely will NOT share her placenta pills with anyone. From Sophie’s brutal midnight leg cramps to Jamie’s truly unhinged approach to packing the hospital bag, nothing is off limits.PLUS, the pair debate whether Jamie should try Sophie’s breast milk, uncover the joy of adult nappies, and attempt to figure out the logistics of having s*x at nine months pregnant (spoiler: there is no elegant way).And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Lydia BrownellVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this bonus episode, Jamie and Sophie send Producer Jemima on a Bumble date! 💛Sophie swears she’s never used a dating app, and now that she’s married, she’s realised that ship has probably sailed. So, she’s living vicariously through Jemima — while Jamie (of course) takes it upon himself to be the resident dating expert.Jamie and Sophie swap dating stories, compare notes on the perfect date, and listen to some JUICY pre- and post-date voice notes between Jemima and her match, Jack. PLUS, Jemima spills the tea on how the date went… and whether there’ll be a round two 👀This episode is sponsored by Bumble.Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Lydia BrownellVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The countdown to Baby Laing is officially on — and Jamie and Sophie are finally discussing baby names… though not before things go hilariously off track!Jamie’s still not beating the Botox allegations, Sophie’s wondering if supernatural attraction might actually be a thing, and somehow they find themselves knee-deep in open marriages, hall passes, and bedroom icks.PLUS, the pair channel their inner Lily Allen to write their own revenge albums, Jamie reveals a very intimate pregnancy symptom Sophie’s been dealing with, and there’s a very special surprise for one Nearly Parents listener.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—An extra special thanks to our Unsung Hero sponsors:PaintvineKnightsbridge Hotel, part of Firmdale HotelsWebsite: https://www.firmdalehotels.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/knightsbridgehotel/https://www.instagram.com/firmdale_hotels/—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Lydia BrownellVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Jamie’s BIRTHDAY and Sophie’s back with all the chaos, charm and (slightly questionable) singing. The pair celebrate Jamie's big day in style...from school day memories to Sophie trying out a reflexologist’s rather unusual comfort position. PLUS, a very emotional psychic reading.There are birthday gifts, a heartfelt poem, and some touchingly sweet listener messages. Oh, and Jamie’s still bragging about being a ‘God at sport’…obviously.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!https://www.whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73SBook your complimentary Mamas & Papas Buying for Baby appointment: https://bit.ly/4nmL4tSDon’t forget Jamie’s book ‘Boys Don’t Cry’ is out now!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Sophie very pregnant and taking a well-earned break, Jamie’s best mate Proudlock steps in for a chaotic, heartfelt, and slightly spooky Halloween special.And it’s a very special episode as it’s Proudlock’s 50th birthday! Proudlock gets real about life with two kids, the sleepless nights, the patience-testing tantrums, and the overwhelming love, that makes him tear up. ALSO, we dive into hospital bag essentials, umbilical cord etiquette and spooky listener stories! And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  Don’t forget Jamie‘s book ‘Boys Don’t cry’ is out now. Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Sophie’s birthday, and Jamie’s throwing her the ultimate bash! Joining the chaos are none other than the iconic GK Barry and Ella Rutherford. Expect surprises, ridiculous gifts, and maybe even a visit from Paul Wesley 👀GK and Ella open up about their whirlwind romance from flirty DMs to moving in after the first date. Plus, GK spills the tea on life as a WAG, and the couple reveal whether marriage and kids might be on the cards…But that’s not all Sophie’s discovering her psychic powers, while Jamie’s trying to solve the most pressing mystery of all... why does he keep smelling farts?! 💨Get ready for pure birthday chaos 🎂💥And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  Catch Grace in Jimmy Carr’s Am I The A**hole? on Comedy Central on 27th October and next day on Paramount+ Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by Midwife Pip for a crash course in childbirth. Brace yourselves for chaos, confusion, and (hopefully) no fainting as Pip guides Jamie through the ultimate hands-on childbirth simulation. Will he rise to the challenge… or need his own epidural by the end of it?ALSO, Sophie is furious with Jamie for keeping her up all night with his whining, Jamie forces Sophie to take a maths test, and the couple meet a new neighbour who might just be a ghost!? 👻PLUS, the pair go head-to-head in a Mr & Mrs challenge where Jamie spills the tea on secret snogs with TOWIE cast members, and rate each-other’s skills in the bedroom. 💋And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Thanks to Midwife Pip for joining us!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midwife_pip/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@midwifepipWebsite: https://www.midwifepip.comBook: https://www.midwifepip.com/midwife-pip-books—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”?ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned.PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S  Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.