Introducing Write Me Dirty

Things get off to a chaotic start this week when Sophie and Jamie press record straight after a massive row…😬 Once they stop bickering, the couple give a heartfelt update on their pregnancy journey, opening up about the rollercoaster of feelings that come with preparing to become parents. From big decisions about the birth — like whether Jamie will cut the umbilical cord — to Sophie’s surprising plans for her placenta (spoiler: you’ll never look at a jellyfish the same way again). ALSO, they debrief on their night at the Oasis concert — where Sophie apparently wanted to kiss every single guy in the crowd, and they somehow managed to miss Wonderwall!? 💋 PLUS, we get a sex update… and it’s not looking good for Jamie! ❌💦 And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973. Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S   Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on NearlyParents, Sophie’s BACK – and pregnancy is doing the most. From rotting her teeth to horror film cravings, she’s got updates that’ll make you laugh as well as wince. She opens up about the ups and downs of pregnancy, including EXPANDING bones (RIP bras). We’re getting deep into the pregnancy dream world – including Sophie giving birth to a fully grown 8-year-old?! And Jamie consistently dreaming she dumps him.  You also don’t want to miss Sophie and Jamie’s heavenly vocals in the Lullaby game… And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973. Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S   Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Ceyda UzunVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on NearlyParents, Jamie is joined again by his lovely Mum, Penny - and this time, it gets a LOT juicier. They chat about Penny’s dating escapades, whether you should have affairs with your boss, and the answer to heartbreak - flying to another country, obviously.Penny also spills all on dating app profiles, the scarier moments of parenting and intimacy during pregnancy.PLUS, you do NOT want to miss Penny taking on ‘Mother Knows Best’ - where she shows how much she REALLY knows about Jamie’s antics - as well as some hilarious Dictionary Corner moments.We LOVED hearing your crazy listeners messages, so please do send them over! Email us at [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!👉 https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S—#NEARLYPARENTSPODCAST #SOPHIEHABBOO #JAMIELAING—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Ceyda UzunVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Romance? We barely have time to shower.But if you love something a little exciting and titillating in your ears, then you’re going to love Write Me Dirty—the hilariously unfiltered podcast where celebrities take on absurd erotica prompts and go head-to-head with their own spicy imagination.Hosted by the fabulous Katherine Ryan, it’s chaotic, cheeky, and genuinely LOL-funny. We have a surprise for our lovely NearlyParents listeners with a 10 minute clip of this amazing new podcast.No parenting tips here—just pure, NSFW escapism. You’ve earned it. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on NearlyParents, Jamie is joined by someone VERY special… his mum! 💕From talking Jamie’s CONCEPTION to revealing what Jamie was like as a kid, it’s a full-on, emotional, and hilarious deep dive into what parenthood really looks like - from both sides.Jamie gets a crash course in childbirth (C-sections, epidurals, and the moment ALL dignity goes out the window), while his mum dishes out advice on how to actually be a supportive birth partner.PLUS…you don’t want to miss Jamie’s mum getting flustered in dictionary corner, or Jamie figuring out how to change a nappy!We LOVED hearing your wild voice notes and stories, so keep them coming!Email us at [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!👉 https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBW...Thanks for listening x—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Helen BurkeAssistant Producer: Magda Cassidy & Ceyda UzunVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Sophie is absolutely FUMING with Jamie after he tells a lie which sends her over the edge!Sophie spills the tea on Jamie’s antics after attending a friend’s wedding together, PLUS things take a WILD turn when the couple dive into some vaginal massage techniques, after Sophie reveals her fear of tearing from V-to-A… 😱ALSO, Sophie challenges Jamie to see how quickly he can build a cot… but are his DIY skills a turn-on?! 🔧🔥And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973 And join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!Thanks for listening x—CreditsExec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Helen BurkeAssistant Producer: Magda CassidyVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on NearlyParents, Sophie has been struggling with the second trimester and has absolutely NO sympathy for Jamie’s moaning. PLUS, the couple spill the tea on a VERY exciting announcement and we FINALLY get a juicy s*x update.  Jamie and Sophie also share some sad news about Granny Scotland ❤ We LOVED this week’s listeners messages and voice notes so please do keep sending them all into [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973. And join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Thanks for listening x—CreditsExec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Helen BurkeAssistant Producer: Magda CassidyVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on NearlyParents, Sophie and Jamie talk about their recent visit to Buckingham Palace and REVEAL ALL on an awkward Royal encounter. PLUS, we get a s*x update and our NearlyParents have finally moved in to their new home (sort of!) 🏠Sophie and Jamie are also put to the test with some WILD pregnancy cravings.We ADORE hearing your listener messages and voicenotes, so please keep sending them all into [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.And also join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73SThanks for listening x—CreditsExec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on NearlyParents, Sophie and Jamie talk antenatal classes, holistic pregnancy tips and their house renovation is NEARLY complete. ALSO, we put Sophie and Jamie to the test to see who is smarter – who will come out on top?! And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973 And also join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73SThanks for listening x—CreditsExec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterAssistant Producer: Magda Cassidy & Ceyda UzunVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on NearlyParents, Jamie and Sophie have hit the headlines! They REVEAL all on the story behind their slight tiff.The couple also talk unexpected emotional reactions to Beyoncé, Jamie defends himself against Botox rumours and we get a house reno update. PLUS, Sophie quizzes Jamie on pregnancy-related terms to try and get him ready for fatherhood.And OF COURSE, we read out some of our much-loved listener messages. We love receiving these, so keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973Thanks for listening x—CreditsExec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.