Garage Doors, Rulers, The Future | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-22-26

Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation. (01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview  - Only three games left!  Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.  

Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust. Butcher Box:  As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between filet mignon, ny strip or chicken breast in every box for a year, PLUS $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR  SquareSpace:  Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix:  Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Monday Morning Podcast Policy Genius:  Head to http:///policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives. (01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend.  They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams. Coast:  Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR  Butcher Box:  Your choice of filet mignon, New York strip, or ribeye in every box for an entire year, plus $20 off your first box, and free shipping always http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR   

Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities. Quo:  No missed calls.  No missed customers.  Try QUO for free and get 20% off your first 6 months at http://www.Quo.com/burr   SimpliSafe:  Get 50% off any new system, this month only. It’s a great time to upgrade to security that actually helps stop crime before it starts.  http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes. (01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here!  Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here. 

Bill rambles about the perfect arena, the power of a snow plow and breaking up over the winter. SquareSpace:  Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Coast:  Unlike old fuel cards, Coast works everywhere Visa is accepted. Every gas station, every brand, every time. Your drivers aren’t detouring just to find the one station that takes your card.  Right now, Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR ZipRecruiter:  4 out of 5 employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about drums & donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas. SimpliSafe:  This month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR 

Bill rambles about down time, alternate mixes of songs, and the pros of having sex with a witch. Hims: To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/burr Quo: From solo operators to growing teams, Quo helps businesses stay connected and look professional. Try it for free when you go to http://www.Quo.com/burr SimpliSafe: This month only, take 50% off any new system. Go to http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr and lock in your discount.

Bill rambles about the entertainment business, second weddings, and psychos celebrating death. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-18-17 - Bill rambles about Steelers/Pats, advertising, and being married to an older man.  (01:40:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 16 Preview with Paul Virzi.  Paul is officially out of the running to beat the book, but Bill is holding strong at a game ahead of .500. They also talk about Old Man Rivers and the hug that lasts too long. Squarespace:  Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Bill rambles about the Patriots, the great Rob Reiner, and judgmental friends. Mizzen & Main: Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20% off your first purchase at http://www.mizzenandmain.com promo code BURR20. SimpliSafe:  This is one of the best prices you will ever see for SimpliSafe this month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR  Robinhood:  Now available across the U.S. Download the Robinhood app now to begin.