Fixing Future World

Have you ever wondered why grown-ups drop thousands on mouse ears and park-hopping marathons? Is it all just arrested development, or is Disney's evil genius algorithm brainwashing millennials into eternal infancy? Your hosts and a guest ponder the question if they are Disney Adults and whether or not the term is an insult. We also do a quick dive into the scuba thief story coming out of Disney Springs. 59 Minutes.

...nor any drop to drink. Your hosts discuss all the information you didn't know you needed about the management of the bodies of water at Disneyland. 48 Minutes.

Disney sacrificed the original Epcot Future World vision on the altar of IP and kiddie attractions. Your hosts dig into what was lost, what should have stayed, and why characters never belonged there. 53 Minutes.

New Disneyland president Jill Estorino discusses first impressions from parking to bag checks and security screening. The hosts call the coverage and comments word salad while sharing why the current system still feels inconsistent and intrusive. 60 Minutes.

Jeff from the Meandering Mouse joins MiceCast to revisit the early days of Disney podcasting. For the Halloween season we also include a ghost story from the Golden Horseshoe. The old 2006 clip still hits different, and the hosts don't hold back on how the parks have changed since then. 108 Minutes.

From the original post that started the chatter, to the ridiculous comments about the mountain sinking, the track never being replaced, and the submarine lagoon somehow holding the whole thing up with water weight, your hosts walk through the real-world reasons none of this adds up. An $800 million price tag for a rebuild (roughly the cost of an entire land like Galaxy’s Edge) and a former WDI engineering executive calling it zero economic or logical sense put the whole thing to rest. 56 Minutes.

Disneyland guests treat the original attractions like sacred cows. Magic Kingdom guests? Not so much. The hosts dig into why Imagineering and corporate protect the Anaheim originals while Florida gets the rethemes, losses, and “improvements.” 60 Minutes.

Disneyland isn’t a museum. Walt said it would never be complete. So did he actually demolish attractions that were still drawing guests? A 1956 Disneyland Incorporated guidebook is the map. Phantom Boats didn’t work. Tomorrowland’s early exhibits left for the new Tomorrowland, and the buildings mostly stayed. Fantasyland held. Pack mules were an operations problem, not a hit Walt killed. Jungle Cruise stayed. When Small World came home from the World’s Fair, he built past the berm instead of clearing a favorite. Greg walks the 1956 guidebook land by land. The verdict: he only cut the crap. 51 Minutes.

A rented scooter is not a FastPass and it is not a DAS pass. Your host's take on the Instagram scooter gangs, the back door, and the Knott’s paper clock Disney should steal. Able-bodied guests are filming themselves circling the park on ECVs. Invisible disabilities are real. So is the “usual suspects” act: weave, honk, demand the exit, and treat $60 like a line skip. Your hosts lived the wheelchair version of this years ago. Their verdict is not “ban the scooter.” It is bounce the performers and enforce the rules Disney already printed. 37 Minutes.

Josh D'Amaro is six months into the CEO chair. He cut marketing, he cut creatives, he brought back "ladies and gentlemen," and the stock is sitting flat. Your hosts give the parks guy running the whole company a checkup. They do not pretend film is carrying anything. 38 Minutes.