Graveyard Real Estate Makes No Sense

Navigating Adult Life with a Learning Disability To wrap up the season, I'm getting a little personal but keeping it entirely silly. I talk about being diagnosed with a learning disability at a very young age and how navigating life with it looks from the inside. Expect plenty of sarcasm, self-deprecation, and character act-outs. 🎧 In this episode, we cover:  * 0:40 - A bad diagnosis, really   * 1:54 - My brain takes advantage of me in my adult life  * 3:54 - My love for creativity doesn't help my focus * 6:11 - New fake silly podcast sponsor 👇Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week!  Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@AnthonyCiccotto

Old Sayings, Disappointing Spirit Animals & Birthday Bans! Three completely random, ridiculous topics packed into one 10-minute ish solo podcast. First, I rewrite old sayings that make no sense today. Next, I share the devastating story of finding out my actual spirit animal. Finally, a pitch for why we need to stop celebrating every single birthday.  🎧 In this episode, we cover:  * 0:15 - Fixing old sayings for the modern world  * 2:30 - The extreme disappointment of my spirit animal reveal  * 4:10 - My silly thoughts on birthdays we should actually keep   * 7:21 - Funny fake commercial / sponsor 👇Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week!  Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@AnthonyCiccotto  

News, Weather & Sports Jargon Makes No Sense  Does anyone actually understand what anchorpeople are saying? Today, I dive into why all news, weather forecasts, and sports commentaries sound exactly the same. It's just a wall of confusing jargon that makes it impossible for me to follow what is actually happening in the world.  🎧 In this episode, we cover:  * 0:38 - Too much fluff in the news. * 2:50 - Silly sports commentators jargon.   * 3:56 - Weather people give too much extra info. * 4:50 - Commercial templates are all so similar.   👇Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week!  Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@AnthonyCiccotto

Why We Need to Stop Burying People  Do dead people really need real estate? In this episode, I share my very silly, tongue-in-cheek thoughts on why we need to completely phase out traditional burials and heavily lean into cremation. Let's optimize the graveyard space!  🎧 In this episode, we cover:  * 0:32 - A surprise cemetery plot.   * 2:20 - What to do with my ashes.  * 6:34 - The things they can do with ashes these days.  * 8:35 - This would be worse than cremation.    👇Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week!  Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@AnthonyCiccotto

I Was Groomed by a Vegan I am not a vegan, but for a brief moment in time, I was tricked into thinking I was. In today's episode, I tell the silly, cautionary tale of dating a girl who slowly, masterfully brainwashed me into eating plants. It's a story of love, betrayal, and a bad apple. 🎧 In this episode, we cover:  * 1:04 - The beginning.  * 2:58 - Little red flags. * 5:38 - Why vegans are like serial killers.  * 7:34 - New grooming terminology.  👇Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week!  Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@AnthonyCiccotto

The Tragic Demise of Kissing Booths.  Whatever happened to carnival kissing booths?! Join me In this 10-minute ish solo comedy podcast, as I act out a completely made-up story of how kissing booths first started and how an entire town got weirdly involved.    🎧 In this episode, we cover:  * 0:45 - Imagine kissing booths in todays world?  * 2:45 - The town meeting that changed it all.  * 4:48 - Families divided due to kissing booth approval. * 7:00 - One bad apple ruins it for all.    👇 Subscribe for more short comedy rants every week!  Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@AnthonyCiccotto

  On this episode of The Mentally Screwed Podcast we play a fun game! Most of us need a break from life. So, get everyone into the room, and let's play this memory game together. Let's destress, relax, and have a few laughs. What else are you gonna do, work at your job? This game will test your mind. You will find out quickly how good your memory actually is? But don't be fooled, this game will trick you mind. It does have a psychological aspect to it. On the other hand, it can also be played as a drinking game. (drink responsibly) SOCIAL MEDIA Instagram ==== https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/  Twitter ==== https://twitter.com/anthonyc_comedy  Youtube === https://www.youtube.com/c/AnthonyCiccotto/featured 

ANXIOUS BEFORE A FIRST DATE? WATCH THIS!   First dates are awkward.  Both guys and girls can be self conscious going into it. I think girls tend to think into things more than guys do. However, girls do hide it better.  On this episode of the Mentally Screwed podcast i turn the tables and give my example of what it would look like if a guy thought into things as much as girls did. Don't do this before a date. Anxiety before a first date can be rough. But take some breaths, and think about this "what not to do" video.   Enjoy! SOCIAL MEDIA Instagram ==== https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Twitter ==== https://twitter.com/anthonyc_comedy 

  On this ep of the Mentally Screwed Podcast ...... well, i tried to do a podcast ep but Rick, my friend and new "assistant", had an issue.  So, this ep is about Rick.  Thanks a lot Rick!  🙄👎 SOCIAL MEDIA Instagram ==== https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/ Twitter ==== https://twitter.com/anthonyc_comedy 

YOU CAN"T SAY THAT! "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." This saying doesn't seem to apply these days. On this Ep of The Mentally Screwed Podcast i have some fun with the "word police". We have all crossed paths with them at some point in our lives. You can't take comedy seriously, because if you do, that in it's self is funny. If you enjoy this, please share it with a friend. Let's spread the laughter. 🙂🙃  SOCIAL MEDIA Instagram ==== https://www.instagram.com/anthonyc_comedy/  Twitter ==== https://twitter.com/anthonyc_comedy PODCAST AVAILABLE ON = Apple Podcast / iTunes  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mentally-screwed/id1449368231  Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0p3gh2sDA7WQPhnQ2bdkPL?si=Uvf44RZZT2a9ewPJ6xLTnA