New Year - The Survivor’s Guide to 2026

When Donald Trump floated the idea of acquiring Greenland, the media treated it as comedy — late-night fodder, Twitter mockery, and a thousand smirking think-pieces about American vulgarity. What almost nobody bothered to ask was the obvious question: why Greenland?In this episode of Mark and Pete, we rewind the laughter and look at the map.Greenland sits at the crossroads of Arctic shipping routes, rare earth minerals, and military positioning that matters far more than most Western commentators are willing to admit. As the ice melts and global power shifts northward, the Arctic is no longer a frozen backwater but a strategic frontier — and one that China has been quietly and deliberately moving into for years.Trump’s instinct wasn’t madness. It was realism. Ungainly, unfashionable, and entirely out of step with a political class that prefers moral posturing to long-term planning. The real scandal isn’t that the idea was voiced, but that it was laughed out of the room without serious consideration.We explore why modern Western culture confuses prudence with paranoia, why strategic thinking is now treated as bad manners, and how history tends to reward those who plan ahead while punishing those who outsource responsibility to vibes.There’s a biblical dimension too: foresight, stewardship, and the uncomfortable truth that wisdom often looks ridiculous before it looks obvious.

This week on Mark and Pete, we take a hard look at a British political landscape that feels increasingly unstable, unserious, and oddly theatrical. The episode opens with the defection of Robert Jenrick from the Conservatives to Reform UK, using the moment as a springboard to assess the wider collapse of trust, loyalty, and coherence in UK politics. We explore what this says about principle versus ambition, and why voters are left feeling like spectators at a knife-fight conducted behind closed doors.We then turn to one of the most controversial proposals currently causing uproar in Westminster and beyond: Labour’s support for a vast new Chinese embassy in London, positioned alarmingly close to sensitive data infrastructure and security services. We unpack the public backlash, the national security concerns, and the broader question of whether Britain has lost its instinct for strategic caution in an increasingly hostile global environment.Finally, we step away from geopolitics and return to something unexpectedly grounding. Winnie-the-Pooh turns 100, and celebrations at the Hundred Acre Wood prompt a reflection on tradition, cultural memory, and why a fictional bear created a century ago still resonates more deeply than much of modern public life. In a week defined by political manoeuvring and institutional fragility, Pooh offers a quiet reminder of friendship, loyalty, and simple wisdom.As ever, the episode blends current affairs, cultural commentary, poetry, and Scripture, offering a thoughtful Christian perspective on power, prudence, and what endures when everything else seems to be wobbling.

Robots, Junk Food, and Talentless Tennis explores three revealing stories that say far more about modern culture than their headlines suggest.First, we look at the rapid expansion of robotics in business, prompted by Hyundai’s growing investment in automated workers. From factories to service industries, robots are no longer experimental novelties but permanent colleagues. The discussion centres on what automation means for productivity, human dignity, work ethic, and the temptation to treat technology as a saviour rather than a tool.Next, attention turns to the UK ban on junk food advertising across television and online platforms, alongside tighter restrictions on high-sugar drinks. Framed as a public health measure, the move raises deeper questions about personal responsibility, self-control, government overreach, and whether virtue can ever be produced by regulation rather than character.Finally, we examine a bizarre tennis incident in Nairobi involving an Egyptian wildcard entry whose performance included twenty double faults and just three points won. Beyond the comedy lies a serious reflection on merit, competence, fairness, and the modern habit of confusing opportunity with ability.Throughout the episode, the themes are punctuated by original poems that sharpen the satire and slow the pace, alongside a closing Bible verse from Psalm 127:1: “Unless the Lord builds the house, those who build it labour in vain.”Taken together, the episode offers a thoughtful, Christian-inflected critique of automation, regulation, and decline in standards, asking what happens when formation is replaced by systems, and wisdom is outsourced to machines or policies.

What will 2026 really bring? In this episode of Mark & Pete, we take a boldly unscientific but spiritually alert look at the year ahead, guided by Mark’s satirical poem The Top Prediction Picks for Twenty Twenty-Six. Expect humour, cultural commentary, and a Christian lens on a world that seems to be making it up as it goes along.We cover predictions about a stagnant economy, increasingly surreal British politics, AI replacing human candidates, cyber-espionage, and the strange return of superstition and modern witchcraft. From Keir Starmer’s ever-shifting image to the possibility of Scotland humiliating England on the world stage, no national anxiety is left untouched. We also explore Donald Trump’s media-saturated dominance, the rise of algorithmic power, and what happens when social media becomes the measure of human worth.As ever, Mark brings the poetry and Pete brings the theology, grounding the satire in Scripture and reminding us why Christians should be calm when everyone else is hysterical. Drawing on Jesus’ warning that no one truly knows the future, this episode reflects on why prediction is entertaining, certainty is dangerous, and faith remains essential.If you’re tired of shrill forecasts, political panic, and AI-fuelled nonsense, this episode offers sharp wit, cultural realism, and Christian hope for 2026 and beyond.

Welcome to the New Year episode of Mark and Pete, where optimism is treated with caution and realism is offered with grace. The Survivor’s Guide to 2026 is a thoughtful, funny, and quietly Christian exploration of how to step into the year ahead without losing your soul, your sanity, or what remains of your dignity.This episode blends poetry, reflection, and cultural commentary in the distinctive Mark and Pete style. Mark brings two original poems: The Survivor’s Guide to 2026, a wry field manual for enduring the year ahead, and New Year – Same Old Feeling, an honest meditation on why January so often feels emotionally familiar despite the calendar reset.

Christmas, as it turns out, is a strange mixture of warmth and mild insanity, and this special episode leans cheerfully into both. Mark and Pete wander through the season’s rituals, irritations, costs, comforts, and contradictions, pausing often enough to laugh at them, and just long enough to take something seriously when it matters. There are poems, naturally, because rules appear wherever joy is under pressure. There are elves too, watching quietly, costing loudly, reminding us that modern magic rarely comes without a receipt.Along the way, attention drifts to neighbours who decorate with evangelical enthusiasm, festive music that promises feeling without substance, and the peculiar cultural agreement that Christmas must be enjoyed correctly, on schedule, and with visible enthusiasm. It’s all very merry, in the way that British merriment often is, slightly strained at the edges.

In this episode of Mark and Pete, we take a clear-eyed look at three stories that reveal how badly modern Britain and the wider West now struggle with value, authority, and fear.We begin with the theft of more than 600 artefacts from a Bristol museum. Individually, the items are of little monetary worth, but collectively they represent something far more important: history, memory, and inheritance. We ask what motivates a crime like this, what the thieves can possibly do with such objects, and what it says about a culture that no longer understands the difference between price and worth.Next, we turn to Australia’s decision to ban children from using social media. The policy lasted about five minutes before children worked around it. We explore why governments repeatedly try to legislate formation, why this always fails, and why parenting, presence, and moral training cannot be outsourced to the state or to technology.Finally, we look at the latest flu outbreak and the familiar NHS response: emergency language, crisis messaging, and calls for public alarm. We discuss the difference between prudence and panic, why institutions now rely on fear to function, and how Christians are called to respond to illness and risk with steadiness rather than hysteria.We reflect on Proverbs 22:6 — “Train up a child in the way he should go” — and consider what happens when societies stop training, start panicking, and forget what really matters.

This week’s Mark and Pete episode dives into the brilliantly baffling state of modern Britain and beyond. We begin with the latest UK budget, where rising beer duty and new hospitality taxes threaten the future of hundreds of pubs across the nation. Why is the beating heart of British community life being priced out? Mark and Pete explore the humour, frustration, and cultural loss behind the numbers — from village locals to city taverns.Then we cross the Atlantic to a bizarre headline from Virginia: a raccoon found raiding a liquor store and discovered passed out, completely drunk. Is it a one-off curiosity — or a worrying sign civilisation has now influenced wildlife in the worst possible ways?Finally, the West End triumph of the new Paddington musical prompts one question: if a polite bear can sing and dance, what would a Rachel Reeves or Nigel Farage musical look like? 

In this Mark and Pete Budget Special, our intrepid duo dive into the chaos, comedy, and quiet despair of Britain’s latest economic rumblings. First up: the OBR leak that spilled early forecasts across Westminster like a carelessly opened hymnbook, revealing sluggish growth, stubborn borrowing, and a government hoping nobody notices the fine print. Then it’s on to the endlessly controversial mansion tax, where homeowners panic, politicians posture, and Mark calmly explains why half the country is suddenly checking their Zoopla valuation with sweaty palms.Pete brings the theological lens, Mark brings the economic logic, and together they explore the growing maze of ISAs, the rise of salary sacrifice, and the lingering chill of the threshold freeze — Britain’s favourite stealth tax. Along the way, expect dry humour, a touch of pulpit wisdom, and a brutally honest look at how ordinary people will fare as the nation stumbles forward.Finally, the pair unveil their fateful fiscal forecast: a wry yet hopeful prediction of Britain’s economic future, mixing biblical perspective with British grit. Faith meets finance, wit meets wisdom, and listeners get a sharply insightful guide to navigating the quirks of the UK economy.

In this episode of Mark and Pete, your favourite businessman-and-preacher double act dive into a trio of “super” stories shaping the week’s headlines. First up, a pristine copy of Superman #1 turns up in a dusty attic and becomes the most valuable comic ever sold, reminding us how forgotten things can suddenly reveal extraordinary worth. Then we plunge — metaphorically, thankfully — into Britain’s sewers, where super fatbergs made from flushed wet wipes are causing ten-ton blockages and costing millions to clear. Mark and Pete explore how small habits create big national problems, and why stewardship still matters. Finally, the lads head north of the border to celebrate Scotland’s shock World Cup qualification, a last-minute victory so wild it practically registered on the Richter scale.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mark-and-pete--1245374/support.Supporters get updates on new projects and hot takes on the latest news plus Mark and Pete Extra  in depth commentary episodes and Mark and Pete vs AI  comedy episodes. All right here in this podcast feed.  Thank you for your support, welcome to the community.