Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.Find him on social media: @familybarristerTo be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPetefind his book: https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBook-Swearing-Jason-Hadden-ebook%2Fdp%2FB0FT4MNRKK%3FdplnkId%3D8c79bfc7-0171-479e-8898-107e99e3144a%26nodl%3D1&e=AUA9L8R5WEyVUTGSrUjUtCE8pDwSB_LNURFCWzCEIGyfQ4XJFlYc2ab2lZn6DMAtA_jmWGQwutvQZrgfEQx0eHjpvKiDsOpR-gXvqBjKdKSRSxIL24BWUSReJXEUKU8bR9msbRNHcbwX0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it 7:35 introduce the guest 9:05 bad relationship with dad 11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?21:57 being self motivated 26:06 books bout swearing 32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed 1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible 1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?

On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz 22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this?32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with 36:28 how long after you masturbate  can you answer your phone?41:48 would you kill for 10 million 49:06 honesty or loyalty?50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be?56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend 

This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum)7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names 9:57 back to the ultimatum 37:17 is beauty overrated?42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly 45:35 why are people so mean in comments 58:37 using childhood nicknames as men 

This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way.As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 critical feedback + Patreon 6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame 14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes 27:33 back to dilemma 37:11 channel U44:27 I’m scared of fame 52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit itDilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him 

The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City PodcastWarning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy. Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships.Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 they diss our studio 3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing) 4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?”8:03 tell them about the live show 12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics 29:24 sextapes 33:07 having kids is hard 35:53 love island (tv show) 38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone?39:58 getting work done (surgery) 41:04 Pete’s  favourite subject 41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show 46:12 do you believe in god?53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story)1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?”1:08:21 what would you rather?1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money?1:17:40 who should be paying?1:27:34 funny or fit?1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair?1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy?1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”

On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy 25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs 30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish 40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s 1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ?1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects  

On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason)  the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity”15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me”19:42 AirPod air wax24:48 “the president of the uk”27:32 only smart people should vote 34:49 being a ruler of a new planet 

Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions 5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare 15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid 25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels 50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone”8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because…12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street 27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office 37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life 41:22 how do famous people date?53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?

This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro + when your breath smells like Sh!t 3:24 are you happy with your life?11:19 are we too Offensive to grow? + faking mental health 15:27 Question: how do I become confident like you two and not give a f*ck?53:35 Question: sexless relationship what do I do?