Lucas and Pat “I’m not Racist but…” | EP128 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Worts dilemma in the history of the show! Pete has a story about someone he knows who has D*ck cancer. And they dig into the story of the 13 year old boy who impersonated a doctor and got arrested. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro and young men are scared to approach women.9:59 Man tries to put the moves on Luke 18:21 The boys try and get each other trouble again 24:29 Cancer of the D*ck32:38 13 year arrested for impersonating a doctor41:05 Dilemma my friend “negs” women on dates 50:36 Worst dilemma ever 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode they boys talk, Can love ever be equal between parters? How you can be lucky and not even realise it. And they have a dilemma from an older woman who’s dating a man 15 years younger, what could go wrong? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro + Pete is going to the dentist 5:54 Being lucky without knowing it 9:30 Petes lucky escape 16:42 Weird names for private parts27:53 Cockroach Milk31:51 Would you share your toothbrush? + Changing when horny 37:46 Can a man and woman who are attractive be friends?41:36 Love can never be equal 47:05 Father and sons date twins 57:39 Dilemma: Dating a younger man who’s 15 years younger Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys help out Lucas and Pat with their Pod-Streaming but do Lucas and Pat go too far? They also discuss being a good wingman with the ugly friend and so much more. The world most jealous woman. The boys also play a game called “ Sorry What?” And they have a few dilemmas.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 4:00 Male sweat helps women relax + Big lips 13:41 disfigurement has to be mentioned 23:21 Could you be a wingman for a friend  with an ugly woman?52:14 Introducing Lucas and Pat having a chat 1:05:34 Game: Sorry what?1:18:06 Am I a bad boyfriend because I lust after other women?1:35:50 The worlds most jealous woman 1:45:32 Am I being overprotective?Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys talk being put in the “friend-Zone.” Men crying in front  of women and a woman who sent in a dilemma that has pissed Pete off because she is showing Luke one sided attention.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our websitewww.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boyshttps://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Joint Bank Accounts + Going Dutch15:29 Friend Zone 34:07 Bush or no bush?38:50 The grandad who gambled and lost46:23 Is ok for a man to cry?58:47 Dilemma: Thinking of my exFull video episode:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag#LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter:https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter:https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook:https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

This week the boys talk about going bald after Lukes barber and Charlotte scare them both half to death. Lukes took his mum to the vet and she a conversation that had him p*ssing himself. And is it wrong to block someone after meeting up if they don’t look like their picture even if you still had s*x? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + Feeling like a dirty old man  4:03 Pete gets in trouble for talking to a woman 13:27 My sons make me feel old 17:15 “My mum is special needs”  24:31 Petes needs are special  28:21 My barber nearly gave me a heart attack 36:40 Men and women are judged differently  39:55 a story about why filters are bad + jealousy  52:45 Pete felt abused at a urinal  58:24 Advice to a young man  1:12:42 Are we dating the same guy? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro + “ I had a weird dream” 11:39 The “personality hire” + Boredom at work  14:22 Is ok to eat before your children? 15:25 what would you in this situation? 30:05 Shower in the morning or evening? 37:11 Elon Musk salute  44:43 1000 grapes 1 is poisonous scenario  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + Self-help books 12:33 True friend  22:21 Being forced to have S*x to have a baby  26:24 Making women feel safe  34:20 We met some lovey filthy fellow podcasters  37:41 Humiliation in the bedroom ok? 51:57 Splitting the bill with a rich guy  1:01:41 Woman has breakdown over getting exsepneive bag  1:12:47 Pete wants his partner to work forever  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys talk a MRI scan gone horribly wrong. “Consent, no consent” (CNC) in the bedroom and if you had a chance to forget all the horrible things that have ever happened to you would you take it? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + Petes sick and Luke going through withdrawal  1:54 We are going to Norway… Maybe  6:05 The worst employee of all time 9:25 Home schooling my kids for safety  15:06 Petes dad got him stopped by the police  21:03 Butt Plugs and MRI scanners don’t go together  28:50 How does Gay s*x work? 35:38 Consent, No Consent whatsoever your thoughts? 46:19 If you could rid yourself of all bad memories…  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the “Jim Twins” who were twins separated at birth but had unbelievable similar lives. The boys try and work out why Luke likes the women he does. Petes disgusted by a woman he met out and we have a dilemma from an o*ly fans model  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Happy New Year + I was ran over by a motor bike  4:33 The “Jim Twins” sepreated at birth but had similar lives  6:42 Is Luke gay? + Pete likes a big jaw  13:37 Back to the “Jim twins” 32:12 Seeing unattractive picture from someones past  45:00 Someone turned Pete off in real life  51:35 “Im an o*nly Fans model but my boyfriend wants to go public about our relationship  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

Luke has fallen for a woman but what’s the reason? He also reveals one of his fantasies that make him feel uncomfortable but of course Pete has to top him. And how much should you have to disclose when going on dates, a missing toe maybe? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + Christmas presents  15:00 George (Petes nephew) and the antique shop  25:43 Luke has fallen in love with Martha Stewart  32:44 The Fantasy part 1 + Inception, A.I and road rage  39:03 The Fantasy part 2 48:40 Women and filters + Dating app statistics  1:01:48 Dilemma: Ain't toe stopping us now Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig