TOTALLY EXTRA: Floor Granola, Johnny Hats & A Lake Garda 69

On this week's Totally Extra: A 40-year-old exhibiting major ick behaviour, Lauren's embarrassing Find My iPhone reveal at the Apple Store, one of the worst names to call your kid, and the jokes just keep getting better. Plus, Challenge Luanna, a woman feed her husband "floor granola", the girls' favourite/least favourite parts of having kids, a Lake Garda 69 and a book club confession.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy bag.Plus, ***admin on the poooood ​*** as Lu reveals her manic travel schedule (France, Portugal, Dubai, England, Paris, Belgium, Dubai again), a listener earns 30k from older men on dating apps, Anna has YET ANOTHER massage incident, this time all thanks to a Sicilian masseuse, Lu clarifies her tax situation and we’ve got even more controversial opinions involving Beyoncé, brunch, the letter Q and dogs in restaurants.-------------LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's Totally Extra: A naked lady on a ladder, a live summery ick and we find out the huge life hack that will save you if you've got kids on holiday. Plus, being nearly named "Peekaboo", the definitive answer to what "hot penis" smells like, a petition for bidets in the UK, a confession that will really rile up the Lufannians, oh and in case you were wondering, some of the names of men that Lu has done the do with. It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty syrup and Lu's after her own PJ, or Boeing 747. Standard.Plus, a wrecking bollock entrance for Lu's 40th, a huge shout out to peach iced tea, the most sensible 25-year-old mum we've ever heard from, a man cutting off his genitals to set fire to them in his mum's garage, warm toilet seats and kids who don't leave us the f alone.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's Totally Extra: Crumble might be the Lu'd predicted fourth child, Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers, and grown adults in Disney dress-up are fundamentally wrong.Plus, we're crowdfunding to stuff David Attenborough, "Peri or Plain Stupid?" launches with a woman who forgot her car, the winner of Challenge Luanna's best fart, a surprising reason for rebooking a holiday resort, and a funeral mishap.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: Summer holidays, sun-induced horniness, Lu's 40th theme is revealed (it's a belter) and we're booking acts LIVE — John from S Club has replied within minutes, Duncan from Blue has been contacted, and Andrew once babysat B*witched so that's basically confirmed. Elsewhere, Lu got sloshed at a vineyard, Imo's been clocked in a pub near Peter Andre's Co-op, and Anna reccos the serum that makes you look like a lightbulb. It's essentially botox in a bottle (not an ad not a spon.)PLUS: A fuchsia Sharpie surprise we did NOT expect, a fiancé "setting boundaries", Baby name regret and Lu's ranting at cleaners who don't do the obvious.... stupidity or laziness? LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's Totally Extra: We're banning "hollibobs" and a man paid £14 for two bags of crisps and a water at Stansted - daylight robbery!Plus, a woman is paying her mortgage writing paragraph-length penis reviews, there's a limescale kettle Petty Polly for the office prick, a woman tried a sexy surprise and her boyfriend has been left literally scarred, the summer sex tally update (Anna traded a quickie for a massage), a genius 'get out of sex' hack from a woman with back problems, and a man simply can't tell his wife her rosemary and orange birthday cake was the worst thing he's ever eaten.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s finally moved into the renovated granny pad, Crumble’s had a nightmare at the dog groomers and the girls are producer-less as wine tasting > recording at sociable hours.Plus, the extra seat plane hack didn't work for a listener on EasyJet (sorrysorry), another listener promises a week of sex in return for a garden chair, Jesy Nelson's SMA campaign gets a proper chat, with newborn screening being rolled out from October. There are poop platform shoes from America that we’re keen to steal the idea for, our imitators are taking things too far, and Lu delivers a "public apology" for her school play rant that immediately becomes a louder, more committed double-down.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's Totally Extra: Happy birthday Anna! Tesco Susan's been there since '87, Lu's not Greta Thunberg's biggest fan, Imo sets a fart challenge, and we're introduced to Gary the brown dog. Plus, the brand new-ish try something fun time takes the pod a bit sideways, misheard Cher lyrics, we find out if lesbians do anal, Jamie gets lovely dad reassurance about bathing with his daughter, and we've got weeing in public hacks.It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: We do a proper deep dive on Sweet Bobby and Maternal Instinct! It's Anna's 45th birthday week, she's off to Sicily, and Lu immediately hijacks the chat to crowdsource a theme for her 40th next June (let us know if you can beat Rivals). Imo delivers the most satisfyingly perfect travel story ever told and Lu's still ranting about Ryanair.Plus, ranked showers, a sentimental Hairy Bikers moment, a swimming pool curtain exposing a "doughy ginger zebra", global warming doesn't exist and green energy is a farce??? Pineapple is meant for pizza and no one cares about your kid's birthdays.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/