Things we don't like about NZ

Hey guys, here are all the pick-up lines we mentioned in the episode: Hey my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight? Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. (Eiffel = I fell, meaning to fall in love) If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? Did you just come out of the oven, because you’re hot! Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in. Someone better call God, because he’s missing an angel. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair. Do you have a bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you. to chat up (someone) = to flirt, to talk with someone in a flirtatious way

We talk about small inconveniences at the start of the episode and move onto more serious issues like racism and housing prices at the end. We still love our country and are grateful to live here, but we wanted to highlight the negatives too!

Hear all about Nicki's cherry picking experience and most importantly, how to use a port-a-loo in this episode!

Would you live in a tent for 7 weeks? Have you been in a car crash? How is NZ now with no Covid-19? We talk about all these topics! Nicki's art Instagram: @nickijackson_art Listen to the end to hear about some commonly misused words and the difference between them. Stairs vs steps Ceiling vs Roof Floor vs Ground

Welcome back to our first episode in 8 months! Nicki's art Instagram: @nickijackson_art  Be kind to yourself and others! Thanks for listening!

Happy New Year!!! Long time no see.... sorry. We had a nice, long break and are ready to make some more episodes for the Kiwi English podcast in 2020! We talk about NZ's summer Christmas, New Years Eve, and our thoughts about 2019 and plans for 2020.

Conversation points: Inn = B n B (NZ word) She`s a beaut (Australian saying) = That`s a really nice (thing/person). Hard Yakka (Australian saying) = Hard work have a squizz = have a look, look and check something stoked = really happy, really pleased butcher something = ruin, destroy something fawcett = tap soda = fizzy drink vegemite sammie = (marmite is a NZ food) sandwich. crap = means sh*t (but softer) gossip = casual or small conversations about other people that may not be true. kapa haka = Maori performing arts group Shortland Street = NZ medical drama

Our special guest, Chase, talks about studying Japanese in Hiroshima, Hiroshima dialect, what he learnt, some advice for others and about tendonitis. Conversation points: `weeb` - a person who is really interested in Japanese culture and anime. `improvisation` - doing a solo performance and making unique music without any preparation. "What you put in is what you get out." `blown away` - to be surprised, to be impressed. `happy-go-lucky` - to be a happy person. `Don`t let it get to you` - don`t worry about something

We talk with Andrew about his band, playing live shows and growing up in NZ as mixed Kiwi and Japanese. Andrew`s band: Temperamental   https://www.facebook.com/Temperamentalnz/ Instagram: @andrew.takenaka 0:33 – `gig` – a musical performance or show 0:55 – Andrew talks about his bands 2:00 – How Andrew got started with music 3:30 – Andrew`s band`s facebook page https://www.facebook.com/Temperamentalnz/ 4:08 – `slack` – lazy; not trying very hard 8:30 – Andrew talks about growing up in NZ with his Japanese dad and Kiwi mum. 10:55 – `impeccable `– perfect and with no mistakes 16:35 – Andrew talks about his Japanese and Kiwi identity 21:15 – Andrew`s advice for other people of mixed cultural backgrounds

We talk about crime in NZ and how to be safe in NZ.