ASMR

Going through the lyrics of possibly the worst song ever created. Sorry I left. xxxxxx

Trying ASMR and talking about the time I was nearly arrested for breaking into my own home.

Realising I fucking hate Grimes was not easy but it sure was entertaining. Also, I complain about a takeaway I bought. Very negative episode today. Sorry about audio quality in this episode. Canny believe the new microphone I bought sounds like I dipped it in water before recording. Will be fixed by next week.

I talk about my old school and how literally insane it was. The lord is also still my shepherd.

Religion? Yes. I go on an emotional journey surrounding my faith. #God #Love #LoveYouGod

I got into contact with TikTok legend and cleaning extraordinaire Ann Russell (@annrussell03 on TikTok) to give me some advice on cleaning my bedroom, just an excuse to get her to talk to me really because I love her and want her to be my mother. I also revisit a very pressing topic that was mentioned in my old podcast... the lyrics to Des'Ree's 'Life'. Literally the most apostrophes I've ever seen in such close proximity.   

I discuss many current and important affairs; John Lewis adverts, legend icon and star Cher Lloyd and how Gemma Collins manages to mispronounce every word in the English Dictionary.

I’m back from my hiatus and I’m ready to talk about literally nothing. Hope you guys missed me I did not miss you but I need to make some money. #adsense