Some Things Contemplated 4

Originally published October 20, 2025After exploring more of "The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways To Make A Sandwich" by Eva Greene Fuller, I was so thoroughly horrified by chapters 2 and 3 that it seemed like a perfect October bonus. I truly cannot decide which is scarier, how Eva Greene Fuller makes a fried egg sandwich, the concept of green butter, or the Saint Patrick sandwich. So here's another wax cylinder of sandwich recipes read by acclaimed hostess Margarine Tüb! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In spooky news, all of the bonus episodes are leaking out from behind the paywall! Here's the first section of a particularly nauseating cookbook, home of some of the most terrifying sandwich concepts I've ever seen. The rest of the audiobook will be released one episode a week until it's done or I pass out from sheer horror, and then we'll be back to our irregularly scheduled programming!Originally published September 15, 2025I wasn't sure what to do for the September bonus, but lucky for me I dug up a time capsule and found a wax cylinder with an audiobook on it. This is the first chapter of "The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways To Make A Sandwich" by Eva Greene Fuller (I swear it's a real cookbook), read by acclaimed hostess Margarine Tüb. More chapters to come eventually! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As a belated Christmas in July present, here's a summer-y sketch that was previously a patreon 'sclusie! The sound effects were so much fun to put together, and the steel drums theme has been on earworm rotation since I started working on it lolOriginal release date: May 15, 2025This month's episode is a sketch, so I figured let's make the bonus a sketch too! I want to rewrite it eventually but for now I really wanted to do something with it as is, which is why all the voices are me (my sincerest apologies)I recommend listening with headphones for the most fun since there's panning and background ambience, but it's also fun with regular speakers. Enjoy!Sound effects are from freesound.org, music is The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly theme by Ennio Morricone, Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett, and Kokomo by The Beach Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For episo d20 (see what I did there), it's game time! Story time? Story of a game time!Upcoming shows etc on jumpthetrackshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An assortment of comedy commercials!Choclave Credits:Katy Hunter (co-creator) - lifeofbugs.blogSean Patrick Baker (narrator & Cardinal Hershey) - SPBTheHuman on social mediaBob Ironthighs (Thomas Lawrence)Christian Muise (Archbishop of Cadbury & employee) - Sequential Magazine (globalcomix.com/c/sequential-magazine)Music - the Conclave soundtrackAnna's Plugs:Penny Arcade shows on second Saturdays at 2 pmFool Moon show May 23, I'm a guest! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To celebrate April Fool's Day, here's some delicious spam! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Important updates about pizza Fridays, microfiche, and the spring musicalPlugs: there's a Jump the Track live show at the end of the month! The cast of Fool Moon is joining me for 30 minutes of sketch comedy at Arcade's Beta Stage 3/28 at 7 pm! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Since so much has been going on this winter and I didn't have time to make a new podcast episode for this month, I'm bringing a bonus episode out from behind the paywall. Here's a post about some new formatting for the patreon and an upcoming live show. Back to regular episodes March 1, see ya then!Original release date: June 15, 2025I've been mulling on how to personify The Void for the past few months and have been trying to find an excuse to use the Valhalla Supermassive reverb plugin for even longer. Today is the time for both!Sound effects are from freesound.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy very belated Halloween & very New Year from Jump the Track! Here’s 3 spooky sketches that I intended to post in October and one Dickensy sketch to make this whole collection somewhat related to December. Enjoy, preferably in stereo!Credits:- Rachel Mac as Igor and Dracula- Anna Mac as everything else- Hulk noises clipped from the Incredible Hulk tv show- Frankenstein noises clipped from the 1931 film- Thunder clipped from Young FrankensteinSketches:- Stage Directions*- Monstrousers- 1-800 Dr. Frank- Christmas Ghosts*in the script the date is whatever date the sketch is performed, but that doesn’t have the same effect in podcast form so I left it as the recording date Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Martha Lampshade has a in-depth interview with Derek Jason (Hank McAnallen), inventor of the Beef-n-ator 3000 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.