How to Lose a Guy in 10 Minutes: Fake Emergencies & Fast Getaways!

Hey bestiesss! 💕This week we’re taking a little trip back to the school days… and honestly, we don’t know how we’ve all survived 😂. From accidental poos on Duke of Edinburgh (IYKYK!!!), to catastrophic farts in front of your entire year group, to the kind of embarrassing moments that randomly pop into your head at 2am 15 years later… WHY DO WE REMEMBER THESE THINGS?!We’re getting into the school moments that still haunt us to this day, the stories we thought we’d buried forever and the absolute HUMILIATION that comes with being a teenage girl 😂.And before we get into it, we just have to say a HUGE thank you. The pod has absolutely BLOODY blown up recently and we genuinely cannot believe how many of you are listening, watching, sharing, commenting and sending the episodes to your mates 🥹.Every single person who presses play is quite literally changing our lives! We started this podcast because we loved having a chat and wanted to create the kind of space we’d want to listen to ourselves and seeing this many of you come along for the ride is beyond anything we could have imagined.We are BEYOND grateful for every single one of you. Thank you for making our little podcast what it is. We love youuuu 🥹💋Now… let’s relive some of our most traumatic school memories. You’re welcome mwahhhh xoxoxox love you byeeee oxoxox

Hey bestiesss! 👋🏼💕This week we are putting female intuition to the TEST because seriously, you girlies are basically the FBI 😭We’ve got stories of Strava routes exposing cheaters, stalking a man’s Nan on Facebook to find photographic evidence of an affair, and one bestie literally sitting undercover at the back of a date because she didn’t trust the man 💀So grab a cuppa, settle in and prepare to have your detective skills seriously tested because this is a CASE FOR THE FBI 🕵🏼‍♀️🔎Love youuuu xxx

Hey bestiessss 💕👙This week we’re getting EXPOSED & EMBARRASSED with your most hilarious bra, bikini and wardrobe malfunction stories 😂 From nipple covers being mistaken for plasters, to stick-on bras making a dramatic escape mid-award ceremony, bikinis falling off in Thailand and boobs making an unexpected appearance at a wedding… we’ve heard it ALL. Our DMs were absolutely WILD after asking for your bra and bikini fails. We were crying laughing reading your stories, you truly never disappoint us 😂😂😂A huge thank you to this week’s sponsor Pour Moi for keeping the girls supported!! Even when the girls themselves clearly cannot be trusted 👀You can check out their gorgeous bras and bikinis here: https://www.pourmoi.co.ukWe love you besties SO much, so grab a drink, get comfy and come and have a laugh with us 💕 Love you byeeeee xoxoxoxoxo

Hey bestiessss 💌Welcome to Side Chick Support Group 😭🍿 and lock in because this week’s stories are WILD…One guy told his side chick his girlfriend was actually his sister?! It's getting weird...the girls found out, dumped him, and became long-distance besties instead - ICONSOne listener caught her man at the cinema on a date with another woman, and her bestie responded by launching popcorn all over him - SLAYAnother listener got chatting to the girl next to her at the nail salon and realised some overlap going on with the boyfriends! The detective work is unmatched 💅PLUS… our FUOTFs are back 💀Lucie forgot to pack ANY outfit for the pod, so she’s wearing the airport clothes she travelled in after emergency washing them at Ebony’s house 🥲Ebony got the shits while driving and had no choice but to sprint into her EX'S HOUSE for an emergency toilet stop!! We genuinely wish we were joking 💩 Grab a cuppa (or a glass of wine) because this episode is absolutely mental. As always…keep sending us your crazy stories, because apparently none of us can live a simple life LOL ❤️ love yaaaa xoxoxxoox

Hey bestiessss 💖✨This week we’re asking the question that’s started a thousand arguments… can your man really have a girl best friend? 👀From the “don’t worry, she’s like a sister” girls to the ones marking their territory, trying to prove they know him better, and even the horror stories where the girl bestie became the other woman 😭🚩We’re sharing your wildest dilemmas, biggest red flags, and whether we’re being insecure… or just seeing the signs 👀🍿Grab a snack, get comfy, and let us know… where do you draw the line with a girl best friend?!Love you byeeeee xoxoxoxo 💌

Hey bestiessss,This week we're diving headfirst into the art of the strategic escape...because sometimes a date goes from 'this could be cute' to SOS in under 10 mins!!From Eastenders style emergencies that quite frankly deserve some kind of award, situations that are totally out of our control (Ebony style!), including family members in the drama, and even faking medical conditions, you guys sure know how to plan an escape route.The DMs were flooded and had us, you know it, CACKLING!Welcome to 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Minutes'We hope you love it! Mwah xoxoxoxo

Hey bestiessss,This week on the pod we're diving into the absolute worst thing a man can do...CHEAT...and let us tell you, the girlies did not come to play!One girly ruined her ex's commission cheque with a single conversation with her boss.Another exposed her husbands affair at HIS OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY SOSOne ex has a disgustingly smelly cheese situation on his hands...And one bestie even faked cheating just to give him a taste of his own medicine!Plus we're back with some hilarious and totally us f*ck ups of the fortnighttttt (sing it with us)Grab a cold drink and join the fun! Love you byeeee xoxoxoxoxox

Hey bestiessss,This week's ep starts with Lucie battling the hangover from hell, before surprising Ebony with a BRIDESMAID PROPOSAL that leaves us both crying 🥲Things then quickly descend into chaos as we play a very controversial game of Snog, Marry, Avoid...and let's just say some of the choices were deeply concerning 😅We also get into one of our bestie listeners 'Who's in the Wrong' questions, with 2 best friends who have stopped talking over a friendship betrayal...will we finally agree for once? You'll have to listen to find out 🙂‍↔️Expect happy tears, hangxiery, questionable opinions and all the laughs always xxGrab your cuppa or cocktail and join the fun! Mwah 💋 xxxxx

Hey bestiessss 📱😭This week we are deep in ACCIDENTAL SEND HELL, and clearly, none of us are safe!!We're talking wrong chats, VOICE NOTES sent to the wrong person, screenshots that should've stayed in the camera roll, and messages that had absolutely NO business leaving the drafts folder.That sinking feeling when you realise you've sent it to the wrong person? Get ready for 30 mins of that LOL but we've got to be there for the besties and realise we're all in it together 🤗Enjoy besties! and remember, DOUBLE CHECK who you're about to click send to!Love you byeeeee xoxoxoxoalso remember to check out our Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ItsAGirlThingSleepoverClub

Hey bestiessss 💅This week we are discussing matching tattoos with exes and why none of us can ever make sensible decisions when a man is involved xoxoxEbony kicked off the convo, admitting that she also has a matching tattoo with her ex baby daddy and the awkward explanations she tries to give when a new man spots it 👀We also hear your HILARIOUS listener stories, including 5-day holiday romances in Ibiza, initials that can luckily be explained away with celebrity icons, ex-fiances getting matching tats while actively CHEATING, and so much more 😵‍💫This ep is giving 'tattoos are forever, men...not so much' 😅Thanks so much for listening, we love you all soooo much!Mwah oxoxoxoxoxo 💋