89. Trying To Survive

We talked all about our trip to London — from an afternoon tea mishap to sightseeing and Matteo’s comedy show. We also learned which foods are banned there… and how Dunkin’ fully betrayed Nick overseas. Check out our new merch here! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU Promo Code INEVERLIKEDYOU To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Come see Nick's Christmas Extravaganza on December 18th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-christmas-spectacular-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1972771432460?aff=odwdwdspacecraft Catch Matteo on Tour Worldwide! 🎟️ Tickets: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #London #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #AfternoonTea #Dunkin 00:00 Check Out Our New Merch! 00:47 We Went to London! 04:18 Nick’s First Time in London! 05:23 We Did Afternoon Tea 08:31 Dunkin’ Disappoints Nick 09:33 Foods That Are Banned in the UK but Not the US 14:34 Driving on the Other Side 19:12 Mimicking Accents 20:31 Nick Does Squidward 22:39 Food Banned in the UK but Not the US 25:17 What Do We Think of London? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we put our geography knowledge to the test — and it went about as well as you’d expect. Matteo tries to keep things serious while Nick confidently guesses wrong more times than we can count. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #GeographyQuiz #Trivia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. Visit https://plannedparenthood.org/defend Ready to say yes to saying no? Make the switch at https://mintmobile.com/INEVERLIKEDYOU 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 We talk to a real scientist today 05:31 Do people have basic science knowledge? 09:49 We can’t believe you’re here 10:45 What’s up with Pluto? 13:33 Why Pluto isn’t a planet 25:12 Neil drops a funny joke 35:50 Nick is a Pluto believer 38:26 New comet we saw? 42:53 Pluto has a tail? 49:08 Nick wants to know about black holes 54:32 What happens if you fall into a black hole? 59:59 Nick’s last questions 01:04:03 Is the sun going to die? 01:10:20 Nick not understanding clouds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked all things Halloween — from our trip to Kennywood’s Fall Fest to the now-iconic footage of Nick passing out on a roller coaster. Plus, Matteo learns Nick has no idea when the Victorian era was. To  get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/inly Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Halloween #Kennywood #RollerCoaster 00:00 Intro 05:18 Halloween 05:55 Nick’s Must-See Halloween Movies 09:18 Kennywood 12:07 Nick on Rollercoasters 21:23 When Was the Victorian Era? 24:14 Do We Like Halloween? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HotTopics #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LilNasX #SnoopDogg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put ourselves in some of the wildest, most impossible scenarios to see how we’d actually survive. From skydiving hostages to oil rigs, penguin duty, cults, and accidentally sending spicy texts to our moms… nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #TryingToSurvive #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ImpossibleScenarios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we attempted something shocking: being nice to each other. No roasts, no chaos (well… almost). Enjoy it while it lasts, because this might be the nicest we’ll ever be. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!⁠https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #TheNicestWe’llEverBe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talked about dieting, cooking meals, and what actually gets you motivated to get in shape. Matteo shares how he kicked off his fitness journey, and Nick brings up a new Taco Bell item that’s keeping him just a little off track — but it’s worth it. 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Dieting #TacoBell #Fitness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put our knowledge of Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang to the test — and let’s just say it didn’t go well. From “rizz” to “skibidi,” we’re officially out of touch. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale!https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #GenZ #GenAlpha #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Slang 00:00 Do We Know Gen Z & Gen Alpha Slang? 02:01 How Will We Do? 03:29 Bet 04:30 No Cap 06:34 Bussin 08:41 Sigma 10:11 Lowkey 13:58 Skibidi 15:13 Ohio 17:01 Ratio 17:45 Lobbied 20:19 Shook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We went through a bunch of old TV shows to decide which ones were actually good… and which ones were just nostalgia lying to us. From classics to forgotten flops, nothing was safe. 🎟️ NYC! Nicks next live show “Hear Me Out” is 10/15. Get your tickets now! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1721311833029 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠ 🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠ 🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠ 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #OldTVShows #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #OverratedOrUnderrated 00:00 Rating Old TV Shows 00:07 Friends 01:07 Seinfeld 02:44 King of Queens 03:28 Will & Grace 04:00 Frasier 04:49 Everybody Loves Raymond 05:33 Boy Meets World 06:34 Step By Step 06:55 Full House 09:48 Sister, Sister 10:32 The X-Files 11:59 ER 12:11 Touched by an Angel 12:28 Gilmore Girls 13:34 All That 14:43 That’s So Raven 15:49 In Living Color 16:31 SNL 16:43 The Sopranos 17:48 The Office 19:16 Arrested Development 19:18 30 Rock 20:16 Parks and Recreation 20:33 How I Met Your Mother 20:38 Two and a Half Men 21:03 The Big Bang Theory 21:25 Lost 21:27 24 21:29 House 21:31 Grey’s Anatomy 22:17 Prison Break 22:21 American Idol Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices