Taken home in a riot van

Almost 32 years old now and back again with more dating fails... but this time with some top tips on how to chat up an unsuspecting celebrity in a club with these tried and tested (by me) pick up lines. You are welcome. Disclaimer: They did not work.

In a shocking turn of events, I've actually been on some dates this year, so here's a recap of those along with an update on all the other things I've been doing with my life over the last few months. Also I got taken home from a date in a riot van... 

An update on my year, including every unnecessary, embarrassing detail.There's been a severe lack of dating this year, so instead I talk about holiday disasters, the wax that ruined my chances of shagging the best man at a wedding and accidentally dating someone far too close to home... 

A little Christmas special to make up for neglecting this Podcast over the last year. In this episode I fill you in on the ridiculousness that has been my life over the last few months. And then because I haven't been on any dates recently we throw it back to some Winter Wonderland dating disasters from Christmas' gone by!

In the final episode of series one I share stories from what I consider to be my most relatable, toxic relationships.  And they are of course embarrassing and ridiculous. 

What's the worst text you've ever received from a guy on Valentine's Day? Rest assured mine is probably worse/funnier.Happy Valentine's weekend my fellow singles!

If you don't go to Thailand and almost break your liver drinking buckets, snog strangers on the beach and almost die on a moped then did you even go to Thailand?!

Dens, rats, family holidays and feeding the fishes...Can you relate to any of these stories or did you have a "normal" childhood?

Whether you're doing a gap yah or having a quarter life crisis, apparently doing a ski season is where you'll meet your future partner. I was definitely the exception to this rule.

Everyone loves a Sunday lunch with friends or family. Unless an uninvited guest ends up joining you - Even worse when they're your ex.Has this happened to me once? Nope. Twice.Better hope someone's around to help you do the roasting...Also, another gross first date story because I know you love them so much and apparently I can't be normal around men.