359 - UNLOCKED: A Cure for Wellness Review (The Ligotti Eel-based Healthcare System)

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff? Discuss your favorite OSHA-violating sweets with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of Everlasting Gobstopper at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell? Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse! Discuss the best way to get into medical immortal eel futures during an uncertain market with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ www.horrorvanguard.com (maybe work in progress here) You can support the show for less than the cost of one live eternal-life eel at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn. Films Reviewed: The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville II: The Possession Amityville 3D Amityville 4: The Evil Returns Amityville: The Curse Amityville: It’s About Time Amityville: A New Generation Amityville: Dollhouse The Amityville Horror (2005) Amityville: Awakening The Amityville Haunting The Amityville Asylum Amityville: Death House Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle) Amityville: Playhouse Amityville: Vanishing Point The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox) The Amityville Terror Amityville: No Escape The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House Amityville Exorcism Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse) Against the Night (Amityville Prison) Amityville: Mt. Misery Road The Amityville Murders Amityville Island Amityville Vibrator Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches) The Amityville Harvest An Amityville Poltergeist The Amityville Moon Amityville Cop Amityville Cult Amityville Vampire Amityville Scarecrow Amityville Uprising Amityville: Gas Camber Amityville in Space Amityville Hex Amityville In the Hood Amityville Karen Amityville Christmas Vacation The Amityville Exorcist Amityville Thanksgiving Amityville Scarecrow II Ghosts of Amityville Amityville Ride-share Amityville Death Toilet Amityville Frankenstein Amityville Job Interview Amityville Elevator Amityville Emanuelle Amityville Ripper The Last Amityville Movie Amityville Backpack Amityville Bigfoot Amityville Webcam Amityville Turkey Day Once Upon a Time in Amityville Amityville AI Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side) Amityville Void Amityville VR Amityville Apartment The Amityville Dawn Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore Amityville Outhouse Amityverse The Amityville Lost Tape Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment Amityville: La Llorona The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short) The Amityville Quilt Store (Short) Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short) The Amityville Exploitation (Short) The Amityville Slasher (Short) Amityville Cabin (Short)

Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat. Films Reviewed: The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville II: The Possession Amityville 3D Amityville 4: The Evil Returns Amityville: The Curse Amityville: It’s About Time Amityville: A New Generation Amityville: Dollhouse The Amityville Horror (2005) Amityville: Awakening The Amityville Haunting The Amityville Asylum Amityville: Death House Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle) Amityville: Playhouse Amityville: Vanishing Point The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox) The Amityville Terror Amityville: No Escape The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House Amityville Exorcism Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse) Against the Night (Amityville Prison) Amityville: Mt. Misery Road The Amityville Murders Amityville Island Amityville Vibrator Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches) The Amityville Harvest An Amityville Poltergeist The Amityville Moon Amityville Cop Amityville Cult Amityville Vampire Amityville Scarecrow Amityville Uprising Amityville: Gas Camber Amityville in Space Amityville Hex Amityville In the Hood Amityville Karen Amityville Christmas Vacation The Amityville Exorcist Amityville Thanksgiving Amityville Scarecrow II Ghosts of Amityville Amityville Ride-share Amityville Death Toilet Amityville Frankenstein Amityville Job Interview Amityville Elevator Amityville Emanuelle Amityville Ripper The Last Amityville Movie Amityville Backpack Amityville Bigfoot Amityville Webcam Amityville Turkey Day Once Upon a Time in Amityville Amityville AI Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side) Amityville Void Amityville VR Amityville Apartment The Amityville Dawn Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore Amityville Outhouse Amityverse The Amityville Lost Tape Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment Amityville: La Llorona The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short) The Amityville Quilt Store (Short) Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short) The Amityville Exploitation (Short) The Amityville Slasher (Short) Amityville Cabin (Short)

Finally, a right-wing podcast for the grindset horror fans. Join Kyle and Kay, who have always been the hosts of this specific podcast as they discuss UNTILL DAWN. Finally the only two cultural forms - movies and a strange thing call video games - collide. Welcome to ALL HORRORS ARE VANGUARD Tell us about your favorite way to maximize your ROI at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

As Jon takes to the road driven by strange psychic messages from the Jervas Dudley Centre for Xenophilology and Psychogeography (probably), the HV (g)hosts take on their newest challenge: a contemporary horror movie. Tell us about the strange dreams you've been recieving at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social Support the show for less than the price of some cheap liquor store vodka at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Jon and Kyle sit down to talk about Tobe Hooper's first movie, Eggshells. Support the show for a lot less than the price of a carton of eggs at patreon.com/horrorvanguard Tell us your fave Jon/Kyle cinema at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

After surviving the Pepsi Agony, the Kyle-satz Haderac embarks on a cinematic adventure with Reverend Mother Ashley Helen Mohiam and Jon Idaho to discovery the mystery of what's happening to all of the magic and poorly explained precognitive South American spiders. Brave the Bai Waters of Life and join in their quest as we discuss: Madame Web! Discuss your favorite PEPSI with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of ONE PEPSI JUST ONE PEPSI at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

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Join us in this joyful jaunt into early modern history. An important content note: this one is very much concerned with serious depression. Support the show for less than the price of a dried fish head at patreon.com/horrorvanguard Tell us your favourite American TV shows at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social